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And that’s basically it!
Why were they even checking his phone? I went to China recently and they didn't check my phone.
this thread needs more JD Vance memes.
Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested :)
I have sent my Chinese girlfriend memes about Xi for ages, also got blocked by the Chinese embassy on twitter 6 years ago. I recently went to China and literally nothing happened. They don't really care that much, as long as you behave yourself and don't try and cause civil unrest.
Even China wouldn't really get you for this. Maybe at worse, a mild telling off.
Well, I on the other hand have a friend from China who casually started explaining me how her boyfriend went to a Chinese jail for 2 weeks after sending a Winnie-the-Pooh meme onto a private WeChat group, acting like it’s not that big of a deal
Problem was he sent it in a WeChat group. Although that's different, as he wasn't a foreigner. This article is about foreigners and a dude who had a meme saved on his phone.
what the fuck did i just read? this is completely fucked:
He claims he was then strip-searched, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan and fingerprints.
"Later I was taken back in, and the situation got even worse. I was pushed up against a wall and was strip-searched with a lot of force. They were incredibly harsh and used physical force the whole time," he claimed.
Gestapo don't like no crih tih sisum
I seriously doubt it was just the meme - but shitty fanatics do happen to use excessive force for no reason
What causes you to doubt it was just the meme?
It's a defense mechanism. If people are having their liberties stripped away and are being subject to violence over something so little as a harmless meme, then it could happen to anybody including yourself.
But if there are details not being reported on that would give the border agents a legitimate reason to assault the victim here, like real threats against government officials, being a menace through customs, or otherwise something any normal person would not do, then the victim deserved it and normal law-abiding people can continue to feel secure knowing they're safe from this treatment so long as they don't do whatever the victim did to deserve that treatment.
There's a similar effect for sexual assault victims: "They were asking for it because of what they were wearing/who they misplaced their trust in/where they chose to walk alone at night". It's all designed to put fault on the victim in order to maintain a false sense of security for the average person.
Misreporting or straight out false reporting in the media is a thing. As a rule of thumb the more emotionally charged the news is the higher chance of it being a manipulation.
This was the case of George Floyd murder where media consistently avoided reporting that victim was a repeated criminal.
I fell for that once. Not gonna happen again
Yup.
Don't make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.
Luckily Vance is the Antichrist. I mean, he killed the pope!
what makes you think that wasn't 'sanctioned'? I mean WokePope was Woke!
(well. not that woke. but, uh. It's all relative.)
I think trump is too afraid of bears to use them.
I don’t see why. It’s not like they eat junk food or anything.
Officers quizzed Mads about his visit, and his plans, before adopting a personal line of questioning. "They asked direct questions about drug smuggling, terrorist plans and right-wing extremism, completely without reason," he claimed.
He should have admitted to that last one. They would have let him right in.
fuck dude
I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery
They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell
Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs
Your username doesn't do you any favor in this case
Mads Mikkelsen
Not THAT Mads Mikkelsen, though 😄
Which one is it then?
The Norwegian one.
Confused the shit out of me for a sec
The fact they chose not to use the (entirely accurate) headline of "US Denies Mads Mikkelsen Entry to US due to Vance Meme" is the most frustrating part
Looks like it’s just a guy with the same name.
Unless the famous Mikkelsen has had a really rough 21 years
Here in the British Colonies of America, we have a long tradition of never criticizing our leaders. Wait, United STATES or America?? When did that happen? Oh, I have made some serious mistakes.
Say thank you. /s
Oh good lord, that is terrifying!!! Imagine waking up in bed to seeing THAT!!!
I know at least two people in this world that do.
obviously they thought he was gay~
~/s~