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We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm not sure why, but I did not expect it to be delivered like that lol. imagine being on the lawn press corps.

I remember a satirist saying back in the 80s that the entire purpose of the WH press corps was to follow the prez around just in case he says "fuck" or gets shot.

what a payoff.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

and now he's done both

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

but I did not expect it to be delivered like that

Ngl, I laughed out loud, what a delivery i-cant

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I did not expect it to be delivered like that

Bruh that caught me majorly by surprise

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I had imagined it in my head way differently. LOL he sounded so mad that people were asking him questions. It's the "do you understand that?" that punctuates the whole thing, haha.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

There's a congressional reporter I follow on Bluesky and his old bio included something like... "I follow politicians around in hallways and ask them questions." His factual reportage is very good. But any sort of analysis he does is poop. The contrast always makes me laugh.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In this clip we have Donny saying:

  • Fuck
  • Dropping big loads
  • So long and so hard

This clip just gives and gives.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay but everyone is ignoring him talking about "dropping big loads." Like why phrase it like that lmaoooo

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We're gonna drop the biggest loads you've ever seen, folks. Big beautiful loads! Nobody in the history of the universe could drop a load as big as me - tremendous!

a-little-trolling

[–] Fatdork2@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

They dont know what the FUCK they're doing!!

Another Trump banger. Can't top "everything's computer" for 2025. But very funny.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

This guy. We'll never see the likes again

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mr. Trump, welcome to the resistance.

Sir, please drop big loads on Tel Aviv for so long and so hard to teach them a fucking lesson. Please, sir.

[–] kotak_doost@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I will buy and wear a MAGA hat if he does this.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

These brats need to be spanked and shown who is Daddy.

[–] jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

right? i fucking hate trump but this was surprisingly woke as shit lmfao

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Just because you don't know what's happening, doesn't mean they don't know what's happening

  • to paraphrase parenti-hands
[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

volcel-kamala

Vs

thicc-trump Droppin' big loads

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This is the moment he became presidential

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I how he sounds exactly likey boomer dad when he says that 😭😭😭

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol I think he's actually pissed off. hahaha

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I also think he's genuinely pissed at them.

I know he's kind of an actor but you can tell he's actually pissed since it bruised his ego. Good thing he doesn't hold grudges!!

[–] prole@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Gah! You beat me to it. What a total nothingburger response too, @grokkk how many characters does it take to say nothing at all?

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] abc@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I saw a youtube news clip title that made it sound like Trump had a heated gamer moment on live TV.

Guy forces out cussing like Shadow the Edgehog. tails-trolled

(How do we not have a Shadow emote yet???)

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

and just like that millions of manchildren are pleased with the job he's doing