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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Explanation for non us ppl: Whole foods is expensive as fuck those are bots or paid shills. Hence the Natural joke.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When Amazon bought Whole Foods, I had hoped they'd lower prices to a more reasonable level.

Nope. Still $8 for the same exact $3 product elsewhere.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A reminder that "cashback" credit cards are paid for by big fees on transactions which the store pays, forcing them to raise prices. It's literally anticompetitive

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why you should never use cash. You're paying cash back prices and getting none of the cash back.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

... And feed the credit card issuers?

I'm not feeding them, the store is. My local worker owned grocery store doesn't accept credit cards. Not my favorite, but I don't pay cash back prices when I shop there.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And if the credit card issuers have already won this battle?

I mean, I agree, I don't like it either. I don't even have a credit card. But I don't see anything changing without a movement.

[edit] I might have missed you were also the top-level comment. I'll remind people if you will, haha.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This does not apply so much in the Whole Foods/Prime example; the store, the membership, and the credit card are all Amazon products. The consumer is paying Amazon for the privilege of paying Amazon to pay Amazon.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It’s actually a Chase credit card, and you can convert the cash back to Chase’s system IIRC. But you’d be better off using the Sapphire or whatever their metal card is called if you want the Chase rewards. Amazon rewards just give you cash to spend on Amazon by default.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And debit and cash use still pay this price without the benefit. Literally taking their money and giving it to credit card user as reward. There is no justification for credit cards. Banks should do credit margins and transactions should be extremely cheap under a common system.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh, for a lot of businesses, the few percent they pay in card fees is worth it to avoid handling large quantities of cash. Cash is a pain in the ass to actually work with on a large scale. Collecting it, counting it, securing it, keeping employees and random criminals from stealing it, etc. Plus lots of cash allows employees to steal from both the employer or the customer by giving bad change deliberately.

Not that businesses shouldn't accept cash, but there is a reason a lot of them don't want to mess with it. It's an enormous hassle.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm not saying back to cash, I'm saying near zero cost transaction with contactless smartcards.

Dead internet here we come.

This is the direction Reddit has been pointed in for years now.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Just so everyone knows -- in case you hadn't heard -- you can save 30% on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

[–] veganbtw@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

ITT: People who have never been to a Manhattan grocery store

Not saying that it isn't bots especially since they tend to copy previously existing conversations, but it is also completely true for grocery stores below 90th street. It is because there are basically no other options other than small convenience stores and high-end specialty grocers like Grestedes and Fairyway. The WF prices are pretty much the same as they are nationally so in comparison they are lower than the other grocery stores. Compared to a C-Town in the boogie down tho yeah nah, that shit is mad expensive bro.

TLDR; Manhattan sucks

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cheaper than Walmart? I’m pretty sure Walmart prices are standardized in the same way WH is, and they’re generally seen as cheapest (which is how they destroy virtually any small competitor sadly, they can just eat the cost).

[–] veganbtw@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There are no Walmart's in New York City

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's the best thing about NYC tbh

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 247 points 2 days ago (7 children)

hello guys yea i love [insert ad company name] products please buy [company product name] its so good trust me

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hello guys yea I love Linux products please buy Enterprise Support it's so good trust me

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen douchenozzles on LinkedIn talking about how they make fake reddit threads to promote their product. They acted like it was such a good thing too.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works would like to know more.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous prompts and post weird hentai to political subs

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pfft. Your Turing test fails. I'm not an AI — I was just going to do that anyway!

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

While [insert ad company name] products are a little more expensive, the quality and customer service are unmatched. It evens out when you use the [insert ad company name] reward card which gives 5% off each purchase.

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I was just reminding a discussion with a guy about Reddit, who thinks Reddit is getting close to the real dead internet theory, just bots talkimg about whatever.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've definitely had moments where I found myself in some random r/ and realized I wasn't sure if this was bot spam or actual humans. It's pretty dissociating to actually fully internalize the dead Internet theory.

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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 161 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's from The Truman Show, yeah?

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 123 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is this the kind of AI ads they were talking about?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe. Some people are this basic though. Not that that's a good excuse.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Last night I brought up a Burger King meal I saw on a commercial to my friends in IRC. We all agreed it was less expensive than we thought it would be and one guy actually ordered it. Some of us ARE that basic, lol.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, that's okay. This is an IRC channel of friends, but it's hard to imagine in a converaation with strangers. Sure, it can happen, and I'd say some subreddits are more prone for this to happen than others, but something in the conversation is off, even inorganic.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 73 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What does the comment history look like on those accounts? I’m guessing when you pay for the spam package, they create fake comment histories for the bot accounts.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] McTavern@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago

First guy has a short history within one post five months ago, then 3 years prior. Second guy and third guy has a big gap 3-7 year gap in history then suddenly a lot of comments. So yea, bots.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Often times the services have a fleet of accounts, they have them do reposts of old popular posts with titles and some content rephrased, then some of the rest of the fleet copies the top comments and rephrases those and posts them below.

This builds a history of realistic and semi popular looking posts in a way that is fairly easy to automate . Anyone who looks closely could potentially figure out a given account, or even cluster of accounts, is farmed, but it takes effort and time to prove it, more effort and time than it takes for them to spool up another batch of bots.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Don't forget to add a typo in the title of the repost for extra engagement!

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i'm glad you guys think this is bots, i know people who suck this badly

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I only go to Whole Foods for a few specific stuff items that I can't get elsewhere due to food allergies. There is no way they are the cheapest place to get groceries.

Yup. They're called "Whole Paycheck" for a reason.

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