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uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later

[–] Avanash@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.

[–] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Beatnik didn't actually do anything, let's be clear.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I didn't get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he's guilty of everything

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

except having terrible opsec

it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I need to reevaluate my life

[–] Avanash@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.

Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.

He's probably still on here on another account

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

BMF was Beatnik all along

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png

[–] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it's always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.

:fidel-salute-big: A true poster's poster.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:rat-salute-2:

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i need to log the fuck off lmao

in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:solidarity:

[–] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I'm on the list

tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:

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[–] OliCromwellOfficial@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is inaccurate though

No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc

[–] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles

[–] OliCromwellOfficial@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This post is going to be fact checked by the independent board of Hexbear fact checkers :marx-angry:

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah where the frig am I?

[–] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you're still number one, but Ulysses might be gaining on you.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:meow-knife-trans: come for the king better not miss

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[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can't be posting about cute guys enough to be up there

...Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:obama-drone:

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This list isn't accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@SorosFootSoldier is also the #1 commentor by a long shot.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:brainworms: :arm-R:

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

My 669 posts have been ignored. I have contributed moderate amounts of useful discourse to this site and I will not accept this slander :angry-hex:

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I was actually surprised I've commented this much, but this place has basically replaced :reddit-logo: for me. I think my last comment over there was months ago. Also god damn, how are some of you in the five figures?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

oh thank god, the all seeing eye has not noticed me

[–] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:panopticon:

[–] Catradora__Stalinism@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

holy fucking shit

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hey you have no room to talk, you have 13 comments a day, i have 15

[–] Catradora__Stalinism@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I will be like in your image, oh queen of posting

[–] RION@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

This post has been fact-checked by REAL hexbear patriots :sicko-hexbear:

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