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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

all fun and games until thr back of the monitor falls off

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the startup i worked for got bought by a mega corp. They taught us devs how to use some intranet forms to order things we needed like keyboards and mice. These items would get approved or rejected by the engineering manager and it was pretty straightforward.

I put a request into the system for one of these (well one very similar, the Scorpion) thinking my boss would see the $50k request and jokingly refuse it.

What i did not know was that any request over a certain dollar amount triggered a review, by sending the request to my bosses boss. And over ANOTHER amount it did it again. I got a talking to but it was worth it to imagine the face on some VP seeing a dev try to order a $50k chair

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

yeah, i bet they were trying to think of ways to reject it for op but approve it for themselves

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

thud oh sorry, brb..... my mouse just slid off my table.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

You would probably want a wired mouse for this one... maybe it could work like a bungee?

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Or a trackball mouse that's secured in place.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 150 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The toilet paper is loaded backwards

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

none of these there's not enough crying

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good luck getting up to pee.

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Plenty of places to hang a catheter

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

they make these things called condom catheters

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago

There's a peripheral for that.

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[–] gaterush@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago

A bonus is you can invite your dental hygienist over and have your teeth cleaned while you work

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So me on a Wednesday morning after a questionable amount of moonshine the night before?

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

For some chronic illnesses. Yeah. But imagine that for life. And that’s the best you feel. It can get worse. Sometimes for long periods, you don’t know if you will get back even to the that “shitty best you feel”. And even at your best, you barely feel a fraction as good as a healthy person.

You don’t get to feel okay your birthday, or on christmas, or when you need to do something special. You just feel ill, like a bad hangover or bad flu, in perpetuity.

That’s the reality for a lot of severe chronic illnesses.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 9 points 1 day ago

At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

For when you really need to post on Lemmy from the dentist's chair.

[–] CtrlAltDefeat@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

Put a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why isn’t this the standard?

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If there's one thing I like it's resistance as I move my mouse

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A trackball mouse attached to the desk is the obvious solution. Velcro would work.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee's hand for optimal efficiency

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this does no look confortable

[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

When you wanna watch a movie, but too depressed to sit up, but also don't like staring at mobile devices: ⬆️

(Its too ridiculous for me personally, I'll just watch my Christopher Nolan Movie on my phone 🙃)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

Work dress code.

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