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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 81 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Terrible choice of founding fathers to use for that example. Benjamin Franklin was kinky as fuck.

He would be browsing xHamster going, “Seen it.. seen it… seen it… done that… done that, too… seen it… cliche…”

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 117 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

no he's the perfect choice because he's a horny bastard and having porn at his fingertips would drive him absolutely apeshit

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Something tells me he’d be more interested in the farting and scat porn..

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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No, that picture was his mind being blown from excitement!

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 points 3 weeks ago

They didn't have any of it directly at their fingertips, though.

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Our founding fathers fought back against their government. At the very least they would wonder why people aren't gathering in mobs outside the homes and offices of legislators demanding change.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

why people aren't gathering in mobs

Well, it happened about a hundred years after your time, but there's this thing called the Gatling gun that got invented that really became a hard counter to angry mobs trying to storm things, and once that stopped being an option they just kinda stopped listening to us

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Before that they had archers and keep walls. And after that there have been many successful protests and revolutions which created freer democracies (with varying degrees of success).

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair enough, but, like, 100 archers against 1000 people ends poorly for the archers if the people are willing to take some casualties, and a keep wall is only good so long as nobody inside decides to unlock a door or people outside can't get a ladder set up somewhere for a few minutes

Yes, there have been successful revolutions since the 1850s, but they're definitely a lot harder than they used to be, and I think they now really do require some sort of defection from the ruling classes or military over to the opposition in a way that you didn't really need for, say, the French revolution, where an angry mob of peasant women could just force their way into the kings castle and tell him how things were gonna be going forward

I'm not saying it's impossible, and I'm definitely not saying people should give up protesting all the bullshit going on right now, but I do think meta social contract between the rulers and the ruled has changed a lot since the 18th century because of technological progress

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I have to say, this is a very weird take and you should really consider that you might be mistaken.

Pre-1850, most governments were autocratic in some way or another. Many of these governments lasted for hundreds or thousands of years, only toppled when another, larger autocratic government conquered them. This was true in China, Africa, the Middle East, Mexico, and Europe. Post 1850, democracy began to spread much more rapidly. These days, autocrats at least try to pretend to be elected. And meanwhile, the personal freedom and standard of living for the average person have increased dramatically since that time.

In general, the sort of revolution you are talking about where the people storm the palace gates seem to have become less common because: first of all, you are imagining them as more common than they actually were in the past. In the past, most people were slaves or semi-slaves (surfs, peasants) who lived pretty miserable lives and mostly coped via Jesus and drinking. Second of all, because for the most part people don't want to storm the palace gates anymore because their lives are pretty good. Sure, Elon has billions while you are living paycheck to paycheck - but you still have a roof over your head, food to eat, and circuses to watch on TV. The risk of losing that and going to jail or dying is not worth the slim potential reward of having a better government in some way. Storming the palace gates and overthrowing the government is a bad thing, because it implies that the government was doing such a bad job that the people became so agitated that they tried such a desperate tactic in the first place.

I think they now really do require some sort of defection from the ruling classes

This has literally always been the case. The idea that a disorganized mob of peasants can storm the palace gates, depose the monarch, and create a utopian, egalitarian government from scratch is a fantasy - just like dragons, fairies, and anyone on Lemmy ever getting laid. A king derives his power from the accumulated power of his court, and each member of the court derives power from the power of their subordinates. As long as the court stays loyal to the king, mobs of people will be largely impotent. If the mob ever did manage to storm the gates and destroy the king, the very next day the court would appoint the king's heir and send the military out to murder every person in the mob. Mobs succeed when the court is tired of the king's bullshit and conveniently "forgets" to lock the palace gates.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People in LA are certainly doing so! And it's spreading everywhere in the US.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

As they should!

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

"Ah, fuck, it was me, wasn't it?"- TJ

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Listen. Alexander Hamilton died in 1804 and the current year is 2025. If I died today and found out that in the year 2246 that the laws, mannerisms, dress, economics, attitudes, and technology had changed so little that I "recognised" it, I wouldn't be proud, I would be concerned. My mind would be going "what the fuck why hasn't anything changed". I would expect things to be different, if I noticed that nothing or little had changed technologically, socially, economically or politically, I would suspect there had been a collapse akin to the Bronze Age Collapse that society was only just recovering from.

My Grandmother was born in 1920. She was born two years after women got the vote, Modern Art was in it's heyday, Cinema was still silent, the quickest way you could sent a message to anyone was via Morse Code, and there were people around who were born in the 1830s. She used to have to take a fucking candle up to bed with her like in those Bugs Bunny Cartoons. She lived to see gay marriage in the UK, The Lord of the Rings Trillogy, Video calls, and the Moon Landing.

I expect to see commercial Fusion Power and a moon base by my 90s. If I was told that little changed between now and 2246, my first question would be a terrified "why"?

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

I love how you make it sound like the moon landing happened after LOTR.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like they'd recognize it better now since it's the current administration's prime directive to reverse all progress that's been made since the founding fathers were around.

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Americans and their Founding Daddy issues.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

Why did they leave 😭

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Damn, they're making new kinds of chicks" -- Ben Franklin when he sees trans porn

[–] frezik@midwest.social 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"You guys cured smallpox, and there's people who are working against the cure?" - Also Ben Franklin, who lost one of his sons to smallpox

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I'm so glad someone posted this, WWG is great

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

George Washington: "They kept on with political parties, didn't they? Told 'em."

Thomas Jefferson: "The Tree of Liberty hasn't been refreshed, I see."

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you mean? The slaver owners, who genocided the local population to steal their land and didn't consider women or children people wouldn't be happy with Trump's America? Trump's America is their dream, and it won't change until you stop mythologizing genocidal slave owners.

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I feel like that's incredibly reductive and it just kind of bothers me every time I see it. The Constitution was almost not ratified because there was a contingent of founders that opposed slavery. What's important about that is that it completely destroys the moral relativism argument for the rest of them. Founders that supported slavery knew it was wrong and did it anyway cause they were greedy.

Well, except for Jefferson. His reasons are more rooted in being an incredibly lazy psychopathic rapist who had created a slavery powered life of luxury for himself. But that's going off on a completely different tangent.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't recognize anything 100 years later either.

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What about a map of 100 years in the future?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

At this rate of climate change, the map would be familiar yet unrecognisable

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I think they would be horrified, but that's because of the maga. And because black people would not take their shit.

Ben Franklin would try modern clothes, start sleeping with trans women, then get addicted to the internet. He would be indistinguishable from someone from the 21st century within a year tops

[–] gavran@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

He'd be exhausted searching for all the local milfs in his area.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

George Washington could finally get some implants or dentures and stop stealing the teeth from slaves.

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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

"Did you not read all 'men' are created equal. That did not include slaves or women."

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

"C'mon, Franklin, we're going to New Brunswick."

"What for?"

"For the whoring and the drinking, of course!"

Franklin pops right up, eager to go

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, porn is getting banned, so little Ben will not have his happy ending.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

He could just watch Baywatch or something and his mind would have been blown.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's not much that's more gross than pale skins worshiping enslavers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion

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Oh my God, I haven't laughed this hard at a meme in a very long time. Congratulations.

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Being submitted by a couple of dead white men is true alpha male behavior.

[–] OldSageRick@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance."

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, they'd be horrified at a bunch of things, some of which are on MAGA, and some on progressives. Maybe we shouldn't be taking the ideas of slaveowners from over 200 years ago as seriously as we do.

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