Different idea: how about a new set of knives?
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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I don't think knives was a suggested option.
I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.
Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur
Schizophren-AI
This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!
Cutting edge technology, eh
The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion
my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini
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Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!
I counted and it's accurate
I counted it too and it's accurate
(in case the reader needs more data points)
I didn't count, but I believe these three
(in case the reader wanted some random guys opinion)
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Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer
You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!
Is that a threat??
I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.
That's entirely too many knives.
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Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...
I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!
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What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...
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You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.
What about pizza with glue-toppings?
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
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All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork
Or possibly ten thousand spoons.
But only if all they need is a knife.
Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.
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You surely will not regret a new set of knives
This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.
AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed
You should take the hint.
Average ai behavior
I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.
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