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[–] lurker2718@lemmings.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

[–] ora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

A new set of knives?

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Is that a threat??

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or possibly ten thousand spoons.

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

But only if all they need is a knife.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

Snaaaaaake!!!!!

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Why is gemini becoming GLADoS 😭

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago

A hangnail is more useful than AI.

[–] Audiotape@lemm.ee 124 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think knives was a suggested option.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Then how about a new set of knives?

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Knives are a good choice, just make sure it’s new. Maybe a whole set?

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you're thinking of giving a set, I'd like to suggest one of knives.

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 56 points 1 week ago

Cutting edge technology, eh

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I counted and it's accurate

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My wife is going to stab me

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago

But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where'd you get them?

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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...

I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!

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[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

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[–] Xylight 27 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

You should take the hint.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago

Average ai behavior

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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[–] Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Redrum redrum redrum

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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