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[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Is that a threat??

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Or possibly ten thousand spoons.

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

But only if all they need is a knife.

[–] lurker2718@lemmings.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

[–] ora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 8 hours ago

A new set of knives?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 hours ago

Snaaaaaake!!!!!

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

Why is gemini becoming GLADoS 😭

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Schizophren-AI

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 17 hours ago
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 21 hours ago

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions extremely clear, got them 6 sets of knives.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Based and AI-pilled

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Philzlaus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Bud Spencer: What does he have? Terence Hill: A postcard from Solingen.

https://youtu.be/ykzRAUBLo9g

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

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[–] Xylight 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

It can happen on most LLMs and is usually programmed to decentivize repeating text heavily.

I believe what happens is that when the LLM is choosing what word to use, it looks back on the sentence and sees that it talked about knives, so it wants to continue talking about knives, then it gets itself into a loop.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

TF2 Pyro starter pack

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

... a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives...

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

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[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Big knives are up to something

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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[–] Audiotape@lemm.ee 122 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 1 day ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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