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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 103 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that's not such a worry

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago

Well, we each have our talents.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

You must have an interesting family.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's has occured to me that it's probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I'd wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn't fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it'd go right past funny straight into "a personal slight upon my honor" territory.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Theres also a chance they love it and you have to deal with them sitting on it everytime you come over!

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

This is true... that might not be worth the risk at that point.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I've met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Sadly doesn't exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂

[–] siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Real winos buy wine in bulk

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I don't even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Franzia really stepped up it's game.

Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because "all quality wines are bottled with corks". I've had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.

Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Plastic is problematic though

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

SLAP THE BAG

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[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)

Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

no tube ofc

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Sometimes you win by coming second.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

We're all you all came.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 week ago

A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally they released the Esquie plushy.

[–] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

My first thought as well

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it get warm from the body heat?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Is this what they meant by death cab?

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