I'm the trans girl, I hope that narrows things down
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
The FBI agent that handles my case file was supposed to give me a ride but he's sick sorry.
Oh fuck, that was today!?
No, the hotel, not the landscaping place.
Ahah you have fallen into my honeypot
We all saw a scary looking owl and ran away
Oh fuck thats what that was? I thought it was a crow
It was scary either way! We were scared
we moved to the denny's down the block
I thought Denny's is for winners 😔
it's an american restaurant, of course not
I was at the meetup in Jakarta. I spent a lot of money flying there!!
Sorry, the invite said "no liberals"
Oh shidd oh fugg ive been owned
I told you we are on Burkina Faso time now
Sorry, I'm busy giving my personal information to the feds
Chilling at home in my undies, eating some spaghetti
This you?
Not as bald, but yeah
fella fell for the honey pot
I think the CIA handler made the mistake on the meeting spot instead of the time now.
Hey, we're at a second location! Just head for the helipad and ask Adolf Himmler-Garcia to fly you over.
They wouldn't let me in
We're still cleaning the piss out of the walls from last time
What have you got against piss?
Ever wonder if they'd let you into more places if you weren't covered in dirt?
It's discrimination. I should be allowed to dress however I want.
Probably at home making their Switch 2 launch day protest signs like I asked them to.
So far I got "No Joy from these Cons" with a picture of Miyamoto and Aonuma behind bars.
The counter-revolution has begun. Our strength and influence grow.
Sorry pooped my pants
935 Pennsylvania, right?
Bacon narwhal
Popping
*pooping