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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 106 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So it turns out that it's just the "Recommended" section, and it's actually the Microsoft flavor of React Native that spits out real ~~Windows~~ (I think C++) code, but still...yeah.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you mean when you say it spits out real windows code?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, I think I must have had a small stroke while writing that. I think I meant C++.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wait, does windows jit compile C++ ??

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

You know, I thought I heard it did, but now I can't find any sources so it may just be Winforms or something.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

That makes so much more sense lol

[–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So maybe this explains why Windows takes 20 seconds to find Notepad when I search for it on the Start menu.

Sometimes it's like "Notepad? Never heard of it."

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Win+R, notepad, enter. The run command still works...for now.

They sure are destroying that platform at lightning speed.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Let me search Bing for "notepad," since that's definitely something you want when you're searching the start menu.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  1. Use proprietary softwane developed for profit
  2. It's shit

Many such cases

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago
  1. Use FOSS software developed by unpaid volunteers in their free time
  2. They don't have time to finish the functionality or fix the bugs
  3. It's even worse
[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 43 points 3 days ago

c/programmer_sorrow

[–] who@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would be interesting to see the annual global power consumption from design choices like this.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably negligible compared to the bundled AI tools

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I'm convinced a lot of the "AI tools" in general are just the same old tool with data collection tacked onto it. I really hope some of the things I see labeled as "AI" in tech these days are not actually running some model on a GPU somewhere. I pray they aren't at least.

[–] tijean@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Does this explain why the new native paint and notepad apps are so awful? I find these apps behaving like browser apps instead of a native applications. Also the right click menu sometimes paints/fills in instead of instantly appearing? How about context menus that are misplaced or impossible to read?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Oh yeah... that's just bad design

[–] noctivius@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

deserved tbh

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This YouTube link at the time indicates part of the menu is. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kMJNEFHj8b8&t=276s

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of so it's the ads that are react native apps. Double gross.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I don’t have any expertise or taken a look at it but this comment makes it so much worse: https://lemmy.ca/comment/16819736