this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

insert catheter slurp on that thang

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 14 points 3 hours ago

Corporate Meme-piss

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Wow, for a second I thoughts the guy was sipping on coffee. Nope he's got his penis and that's all that matters.

[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 hours ago
[–] Chana@hexbear.net 35 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hi! I'm at the cafe, thanks for meeting up with me to discuas the new round of funding. Look for me under the guy just jorkin' it.

[–] turtle@lemm.ee 8 points 2 hours ago

thanks for meeting up with me to ~~discuas~~ dickus the new round of funding

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 39 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

At the corporate cafe straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well I mean my pingas.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 3 hours ago

I died laughing.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago

"Sounds" like fun. And by "sounds" I mean there's a rod in the pingas

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 24 points 5 hours ago

Damn that guy who was very insistent that he did not use straws must have seen that.

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 30 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

You yanks might not know it but if you have a foreskin you have to do this weekly

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 4 hours ago

We know, why do you think we're called yanks

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 5 hours ago

Some of us have foreskins

Thank you Dad

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago

That's the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 9 points 4 hours ago

Dick fingers