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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 125 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The pfp certainly doesn't help πŸ˜‚

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I saw the pfp and was deadass horrified for a hot second before I realized the joke was the person realizing their comma mistake.

[–] zexyqag@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

But where would the comma go?

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

"Dog, pussy is great."

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I'm not sure if you're joking or not...

It should be: dog , pussy is the best I swear man that shit changes your mood

If you don't put the comma after dog, then it looks like you're talking about a dog's pussy. By putting the comma, the reader knows the speaker is using the word dog as a nickname for a person, and is telling "dog" (a person) about how much they love eating pussy. The comma is necessary for clarification.

Let's eat Grandma vs. Let's eat , Grandma Help robbers! vs Help , robbers! etc.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You've added the cunnilingus. The original doesn't define the manner of pussy interaction.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

~~Shit you got me β†’ Shit, you got me~~ /jk

Yeah realize now I added the method of interaction

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

~~Shit you got me β†’ Shit, you got me~~ /jk

Just wanna say this looks like the title of a sick hyperpop track.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Dog, pussy is the best; I swear man, that shit changes your mood.

[–] zexyqag@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Just looks odd using the "dog" moniker like that, almost feels forced for the joke

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"dog pussy is the best, i swear man that shit changes your mood" /s

[–] zexyqag@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

"/s" Coward ;p

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought he was just in character.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah I figured it was a profile for the dog, and the owner just saw him score and come back in a better mood.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Shiba-inEWWWW!

[–] xylol@leminal.space 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't use adobe often, what is a pfp?

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago

pfp is an abbreviation of profile picture.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

ProFile Pic

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Profile fucking picture

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 70 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dog pussy is the best, I swear man, that shit changes your mood.

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Missed a comma before 'man', since you're kind of addressing. Now you're just swearing man.

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

They can swear man if they want to!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Dog pussy is the best! I swear, man, that shit changes your mood.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I saw a girl on the hill with a telescope

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh because β€œsaw” can mean β€œdid see” or β€œdo use a chainsaw”. I get it!

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Also, do I, does she, or does the hill have the telescope?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Why saw her with a telescope?"

"Because it's dull, you twit; it'll hurt more!"

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Ohhh. Now I see. To answer your question: yes!

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemm.ee 30 points 11 months ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Extra convincing since animal genitals in furry porn are a controversy in the furry sector. Some like their characters to have animal-appropriate gonads where others (e.g. VISA, the credit card) feel thats a line too far.

(Not a furvert myself but have researched intersections of sex-focused content and the freedom of speech, or in some cases, commercial restrictions on free speech.)

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Visa has a public opinion on furry genitalia??

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 15 points 11 months ago

Believe it or not, VISA and MasterCard are effectively the arbiters of mortality on the internet. They act as payment processors for most porn sites, if your site shows acts or imagery that they believe is "too far" they'll remove your ability to accept money so sites keep content on the right side of what payment processors find acceptable.

Season 1 of the Hot Money podcast goes into a lot more detail and is a really interesting listen.

[–] BritishCynic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They apparently don't like calling a spade a spade.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Yep they won't process payments from all sorts of websites

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

They have an opinion on losing money, they're afraid they might end up being sued.

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

Adding commas makes this tweet more cringe

[–] dawnslayer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Jesus 😭