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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Mr. Spock was, of course, the first contestant eliminated from the air guitar competition. Why he was there in the first place is anybody's guess.

He was waiting to receive the invisible guitar, as was the logical assumption for the competition.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

That'll be hard to top

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Haha had the exact same thought

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

When the synchronized bluetooth headsets haven't synced with yours yet and the playlist is hitting everyone hard

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago

Before the Vulcan neck pinch there was the Vulcan crotch kick.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago

The answer to "who farted" became painfully obvious, as there was only one person left standing in the room.

A fact which no one dared to call out, bc of the "who smelt it dealt it" rule of stardate 29031.4.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spock didn't have much of a reaction the orgasm gun

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unexpected Orgazmo.

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

When a problem comes along, you must whip it!

[–] data1701d@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago

Star Trek TOS, Season 3 Episode 1.5: “All at One Pantsuit”

Scotty: “Blast me bagpipes! Me eyes haven’t seen an outfit that tasteless since Starbase 41 back when I was on the Faerie Queene!”

Bones: “Jim, if we don’t replace Spock’s clothes soon, we’ll all be dead before we know it.”

Kirk: “Mr. Spock, for the safety of this entire crew, I’m ordering you to change your clothes immediately.”

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Spock smugly reminds the others he thought the fish smelled off

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

"But I didn't have the salmon mousse!"

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

When I get the AUX at work.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Normies having emotional breakdowns because they can't handle your stoic high-functioning autism.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Rock out with your Spock out!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Kirk, Bones and Scotty had the fish, Spock had the lasanga

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This calls for air guitar!

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

According to Spock, Vulcan digestive systems do not respond as harshly to the annual chilli cook-offs

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

"At least, I'm pretty sure I put on deodorant this morning."

[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

harder better faster stronger

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

When unannounced alarm tests start and you are the only one who keeps ear protection on you.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

The one dude that never feels the edibles.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Charlie don't surf

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] negativenull@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago
[–] NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 2 months ago

Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Me checking if the server is still busted.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

New album "Disassociation" by legendary pop 80s group Spokan Spokan

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago

Stampa med Leroy

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago