Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.
this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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Imagine the government doing something good for it's citizens.
Don't threaten millennials with good things.
We will assume it's bullshit.
At least make us pay for it, it will feel more on brand.
Turns out back alleys make great health clinics!
For free? I doubt it.
Millennials are killing the killing industry.
So that we have them at our disposal in case of inability to deal anymore, yes?
Break glass in case of despair, yes
To wield or to use. Either is fine with me!
At first I was like, Get right fucked... Then I thought... Actually. I do think about death a lot. Its starting to sound nice at this point. Fair play.
Yes please.
Please.
wat
Where do I sign up?
Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?
If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?
Uhh, I'm a zoomer but can I have a lethal injection too?
You can wait your turn some of us have been here a long time goddammit
I'm gen z and avacado toast fucking slaps I will fight you on this.
Can I get like 6? I know some people who badly need one.
legalize lethal injections!
Drugs and murder while we're at it.
This reminded me of the novel Boomsday by Christopher Buckley (same author that wrote the book Thank You for Smoking if you're familiar) where Boomers are offered tax break incentives if they agree to kill themselves at age 75.
Except now Millennials are in the hot seat ...
we're middle age... like halfway to 75... boombooms stopped teaching zoomies math?
please
Microplastics won’t let me live or let me die, we are all trapped here with my bullshit.
pss hey, they survived.... run