AngrySquirrel

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[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago

I'm tired, boss

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You may want to reconsider shot placement. Consider the pelvic girdle or the face and neck. Center mass tends to be protected by plates.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, course we need a giant military parade to honor Dear Leader for saving money on wasteful programs such as meals on wheels and the veterans' suicide hotline.

https://youtu.be/AEGd3eft49s

Thank you Dear Leader for not sending me and my family to be worked to death in a labor camp, yet.

I look forward to our new tradition of yearly military parades for Dear Leader.

https://youtu.be/3rlV5Pk-Hog

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is 34 felony convictions enough to qualify?

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This reminds me of when my highschool gave out free trial sized axe cans to all of the boys as we were going into the locker room for freshman gym class...

I don't know how they didn't expect us to have an axe fight.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this a "waste water" discharge pipe?

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

April Fools' Day was last week

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, it's called terrorism.

Glad that you have lead such a sheltered life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.C._sniper_attacks

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They can't log it if we stop them.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I remember in elementary school, they told us not to walk alone and to "zig-zag" to avoid being shot when the snipers were on the loose. They still held classes during that time though even after a kid got shot.

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