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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 99 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago

It’s shitposts all the way down.

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago

To fit my massive shlong

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago

That's for washing hair. I've seen these before.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 43 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

This is my favorite. It would certainly work.

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That gon' be a biiiig taco then!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

My kinda taco

We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

[–] CocaineShrimp@lemm.ee 30 points 4 weeks ago

Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie's off of

[–] swab148@startrek.website 26 points 4 weeks ago

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you're vomiting

[–] follica@lemm.ee 24 points 4 weeks ago

Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

[–] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

I don't want a knife anywhere near my baguette.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Obviously it's an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 16 points 4 weeks ago

My dick (it is large) /s

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 10 points 4 weeks ago

Download folder for nature's 3d prints.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 9 points 4 weeks ago

Big dick johnson.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

it's the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Emergency overflow underwear filler

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago

It's a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Had to look this up on Urban Dictionary, I’m now scarred emotionally.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Tap for spoilerI hate you 😟

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

One legged man.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Let's you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you're done

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Built in ballroom.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago

That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Wtf is up with the reverse Dutchman

[–] scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

So you can rest your neck while washing your hair.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Steve Jobs' foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 4 weeks ago

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago

The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Fermenting wine

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

built in cereal bowl

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

making wine

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Aquatic guillotine.

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Serial bowl

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Half-pipe for mice

[–] rhuze@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bread soaker