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[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

The most profoundly miserable kids in the world are gonna get dragged here by their parents just so they don’t have to pay for a babysitter, poor little Kayden’s gonna be waiting past 9 PM for his dad to drunk-drive the family back home in a custom lifted cybertruck

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 months ago

#StraightWhiteMaleLivesMatter

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Seems odd the only picture of people together appears to be 2 women. Still think it's gotta be a bit

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This will have gone from a shitty theme month at some bar to a political rally with a petting zoo in front of the Idaho state capitol in less than a year with no publicly available information about sponsors or donation numbers. A letter from the IRS confirming their status as a 501C3 public charity is dated to January of this year. Now I'm not exactly sure how that all works but 5ish months to get major donors on board seems like a tall order. Their special guests appear to be reactionary twitter guys.

Not exactly confidence inspiring.

My bet is this is going to be DashCon for queerphobes and a total sausagefest.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (7 children)

https://vimeo.com/1076714765/daa7740d3d

This is the ad. Some boomer bar owner yapping. He says that it's June and he wanted to celebrate his daughter's birthday but he can't because he's afraid to go downtown because of Pride events. He then asks the question "What if we celebrated god's design for sexuality?" on my daughter's birthday.

Then he starts yapping about selling promotional alcohol at his bar. He says "Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders" "Thursdays are Happy Hour for Hers" and "Wednesdays are for couples, 15% of bills of couples".

This is like a Tim & Eric skit.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

What a fucking baby.

Muricans’ gonna murican.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He says "Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders"

What if you're infertile or had a vasectomy or whatever? Are you supposed to crank out a sample to prove you're a "male breeder"?

[–] dead@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

There's a clip in the video where he speaks into a microphone at the bar "Alright. Welcome Everybody to Heterosexual Male Monday! Are there any heterosexuals here tonight?" The patrons cheer. There's a gadsen flag on the wall. It's unclear whether he collected sperm samples from the patrons.

[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

it hurts that I will never in my entire life come up with something as funny as "Mondays are Beers for Breeders"

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

We need to focus on creampie/breeding fetishes, just like God intended.

I mean, god did kill a guy for pulling out so I guess it tracks

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Like fucking clockwork, it’s always the hetero men that have all the masculine energy of a cockapoo puppy that scream the loudest about having “guts” and not being “limp-wristed” and forming “Battle Lines” (who knows why he decided to capitalize that part).

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders

Babe, are you okay? You've barely even touched your beer for breeders.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The bar has a podcast. Some titles...

  • "The Nefarious Vaccine Agenda" - With Dr. Penick

  • NASA Lies With Austin Whitsitt

  • Flat Earth 101 With Austin Whitsitt

  • Inevitability of Christian Nationalism With Gabriel Ranch

https://salooncast.com/

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Inevitability of Christian Nationalism

......aaaaaaaand there it is. Just nazis doing nazi shit.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Straight people are fucking goofy lmao

[–] elderKettle@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I dislike learning about local news through this website, it's never anything good.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

good luck in your journey out of idahellhole

[–] fox@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

AI-generated ass blurb

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

cishets are so fragile, cant go a single june without some whiny shit like this

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

GOT A BEER IN MY BEER AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK

GOT A DOG AT THE WHEEL, CUT-OFF JEANS, TRUCK

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

AMAN HAWSS IM CRANKIN MUH HAWG

HAWG: CRANKED.

LIBUHRALS: OWNED

TELL. DEBORAH AND THE KiDS . .THAT I SAY HI

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But no dirt roads tho cause that’s gay, and we’re straight (normal (not gay (abnormal (hell))))

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

If it wasn't for the link I'd genuinely be convinced this was a bit. I genuinely guffawed at their attempt to both punch up and bury the dull conservative-value lectures in the middle as "expect riveting speeches that'll wake the dead". michael-laugh

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

killer food

timmy-pray C'monnnn bird flu!

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This ain't no limp-wristed woke-fest

Expect riveting speeches that'll wake the dead

Hmmmmm will there be woke or? puzzled

Rock-Solid supporters standing tall

niko-wonderous

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

One thing though, we aren't mad. Please do not let the papers say that we are mad.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I’m gonna show up and whip my dick out

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What up! We're some awesome guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party state! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you're fat, we expect you to find humour in the little things. Nothing Sexual

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn I was hoping this would just be a festival for straight dudes rocking, totally straight guys just hanging with other totally straight guys and doing straight guy stuff like making ou... I mean, lifting!

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not gay bro, Dr Mike said smooches between sets improve your recovery time. We're just doing it for the gains, bro

Oh yeah, Dr Mike also told me about an all natural protein supplement!

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Imagine hating someone so much, you equate acknowledging their existence to an existential threat

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago