Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.
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I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.
Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.
WTF is a "cow vtuber"?
A vtuber who's a cow.
Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.
since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.
this is the closest thing I found
cow vagina
when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!
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can you link the result you're referencing or put in spoilers?
I speak Japanese and, at least for all the words I'm thinking of for both cow and vagina, none come out to awesome unless it's some net slang that I don't know. Cow could by Gyuu or Ushi. Vagina is often mata, man, or manko (all of which could have a preceding 'o') (edit: also chitsu and wagina (probably by way of Dutch originally), apparently also exist.) Those might possibly work better, especially wagina with the -na ending common to a type of adjective)
Awesome is a bit trickier. Subarashii is usually the dictionary one, but Sogoi/sugei or saikou come to mind. Archaic rippaa also exists. If that's true, my vote is on net slang or just something I'm totally not seeing.
Edit: after filling my search history with interesting things, it appears it's Chinese and not Japanese. "niubi".
I'm not seeing it there on any of the three pages (nor ctrl+f for 'animal' on the first at least)
This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen
God won't forgive me for having this knowledge
Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high
I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee
Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!
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Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?
It's cause the other holes are full.
Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.
I want to be grossed out. Hit me.
Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.
Some peehole just don't know when to stop.
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A pen? Foolhardiness.
Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.
Glass?
That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...
they're toughened glass.
There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.
I want to avoid micro plastics
Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.
Glass is quite sturdy.
i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.
Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.
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*begrudgingly slow-claps*
I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...
busting a nut
Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.
I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.
Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.
Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.
I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.
I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.
I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.
Hope that clears it up.
Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.
You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo
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I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.
I imagine it'll stretch like any other part of your body with practice.
That being said, I had a roommate in college who you could hear that his stream was wider than most. I imagine he might be able to pull this off.
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Sounds about right.
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