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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cassoway = Velociraptors if they could also fly short distances.
Though fortunately generally non-aggressive unless you piss them off.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well who on earth would be foolish enough to piss them off?

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pretty sure velociraptors were actually smaller lmao, more along the size of turkeys

cassowaries are significantly scarier than velociraptors would have been.

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Make that an Utahraptor and we can reconsider

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

You should hear the sound they make. Thumping bass that you feel as much as you hear it.

[–] match@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago

he have an onlyfans?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Clever bird...

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago (8 children)

My favorite dinosaur is the Ayam Cemani AKA the big black cock

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 68 points 1 year ago

Ahh, the goth chick

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You S.O.B!

I just tried to find more info, and now I feel bad about myself...

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

None More Black, Hotblack Desiato's preferred fowl.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

What a big boy!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmm, I got different results using a search engine...

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Anyone else ever wonder whether the dinosaurs were delicious?

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

100% they absolutely were.

Give geneticists 20 years, we'll have lab grown T-Rex in the grocery store

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I suspect T-Rex (like carnivores in general) isn't such a good choice if meat is your goal. Sauropods on the other hand? Tons and tons of meat from a single herbivore animal. You might even be able to use existing cattle feed.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Well that's true if you have a live animal producing your meat. Not sure that applies if the meat is lab grown though?

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

At the point where we're making lab-grown dinosaur meat, I suspect the cool factor is way more important than silly things like efficiency. T-Rex meat all the way babyyy

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Great, can't wait to hear beards gatekeep ancient flavor.

"T-Rex is soooo gamey. I prefer Diplodocus veal" "Have you tried pteranodon wings? Like buffalo wings from real buffalo"

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't wait for brontoburgers.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Or the ribs that are so good that you order them knowing you're gonna have to flip your car back on its wheels when you're done.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"tastes just like chicken"

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Many of them probably would

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

i'd imagine they'd largely taste like wild turkey/alligator, since that's basically what they were and how they lived.

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Corno@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago

Hoatzin chicks have joined the chat

[–] IggyTheSmidge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

(Potentially) [NSFW]

Tap for spoiler

Edit: This one's been floating around the net for long enough that I'd forgotten what the feathery chap in the back left was up to!

Hidden behind a spoiler for those who don't want to see an owl swallowing an entire rat(!)

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Owls really are basically cats.

Ps, pls put a NSFW on it haha. I don't mind but others will.

[–] IggyTheSmidge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Good call - not sure you can tag images in comments as NSFW (to get the auto-blur), but I've hidden it in spoiler tags.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's not what it seems to be!

[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

So your favorite bird genre is birds as a whole? Nice, me too!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Birds don’t just look like dinosaurs they are dinosaurs, scientifically speaking.

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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you call this species?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ani are you groove-billed?

Are you groove-billed, Ani?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

may christ have mercy on my soul, i read this in watto's voice

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Thank you so much, I just learned there's a blue version

[–] vonxylofon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

All birds are.

[–] Rajkuhl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I shall name him Kweh-vin.

[–] BoobaAwooga@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When did and why did dinosaurs go from giant fangs to beaks? Or are reptiles more direct descendants of those dinosaurs

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Birds are the only direct descendents of dinosaurs. Reptiles were around at the same time as dinosaurs and evolved independently. There are huge differences, scales instead of skin and feathers, cold blooded instead of warm, etc.

Why Do Birds No Longer Have Teeth?

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

fwiw there were plenty of non-avian dinosaurs with beaks, ceratopsids for one.

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