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[–] fieryhamster@lemmy.world 197 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago

Well that was rude.... They just want to know how to die their hair! Reported...

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 year ago

"View resources" links to English courses

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Why can nobody read or spell anymore? Wtf is happening

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Gen A got left behind on spelling and grammar. Too much of it that they use is automated, they find grammar to be lame, and thanks to our "pass kids or lose funding" system of public schools they all just get to coast through while not really learning much.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, my Gen A kids can't read at all. They only know half their letters...shameful

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not to put too fine a point on it but whose fault is that?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Danged gen z/late millennial parents not teaching their kids the alphabet before/during kindergarten.

Lol

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's a joke, bro. They're not in school yet. Most of Gen alpha is still very young.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Gen Alpha started in 2010, dude. Some of them are 15 at this point.

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[–] mattreb@feddit.it 71 points 1 year ago

the wikipedia take:

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago
[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 year ago

No, but your spelling is.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Hello hotline? I've been feeling pretty blue lately and thought about dyeing that way. Can you give me any tips to be sure I don't mess it up?"

Gotta remember to use the right concentration of bleach.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Marge Simpson in shambles.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Excuse me, she is an all-natural bluehead. She definitely does NOT have a stash of #56 dye hidden in the upstairs closet!

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

The word for dying hair is spelled dye, searching "how to die" triggered the bot.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Y'all ever feel like those messages are just to keep their worker drones alive? Like do tech companies actually give s shit? I'm sorry if that's controversial and no i'm not suicidal.

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

Absolutely, I hate this shit. It feels incredibly fake and overbearing if it’s an automatic/“broadcast” message.

Sometimes it’s designed so that it’s actively dangerous too. I said “Siri, kill me” to my phone and it started calling emergency services. Are they trying to get people fined for abuse?

[–] anas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is still better than actually answering the question, though.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dye man, AHHHAAAHAAAAHHH
Fighter of the bleach man AHHAAAHAAAAHHH
Champion of the cloth AHHAAAHAAAAHHH
He's the master of the Tye-dye and friendship for everyone!

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago

Funny, I experimented with DDG, and they gave me a wikiHow with instructions on how to spend your final days if you know you're dying. I guess the search engine makes all the difference.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm - yes. It would look that bad. Or maybe it’s just my face.

It was probably the shade of blue that didn't suit your coloration. If you really did want blue hair, there is likely a shade that would harmonize with your features better.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I once searched for whale song on YouTube and got one of those.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly, it took me a minute. Then a laugh.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It could be worse. People use the Reddit suicide report feature to report a post and basically tell people to kill themselves as an insult/troll. You basically have to put that notification on ignore.

This is apparently a MAGA thing that they do.

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