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[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 63 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

What a fucked up world where we are cheering on China. Fucking trump.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

If they suck at each other, then that's way less bad. Root for simultaneous knockout punches.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

They both suck.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 61 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Trihilis@ani.social 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Fart of the Seal.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 18 hours ago

The Fart and The Squeal

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You’re fucked when the other party has read it too.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I don't think anyone needs to read his book up know he's a fuck up. China doesn't care how much we try and upset their apple cart, they aren't going to play Trump's game.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

All the more reason for MAGAs to hate China - they were MEAN to Daddy!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 48 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

Big flex from China. I'm waiting for a country to call trump's bluff by putting an export tax on their own goods sent to the USA.

[–] xzot746@sh.itjust.works 19 points 21 hours ago

Canada should have done this on everything. If the Americans can afford the tariff then there is room for us to charge more. Not really but yeah should do it.

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

If only.. America holds 20% of global purchasing power so an export tax like that would result in needing to lower local interest rates to boost domestic productivity, which would decrease foreign investment, eventually weakening the local currency.

It would be hilarious if a country that exports very little to nothing to the US did it to make a point though. Totally on board with that.

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[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] rustbuckett@lemmings.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Bankruptcy never tasted so good?

[–] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 33 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't this happen last time? Less dramatically, but still.

He puts in a bunch of tariffs. China reciprocates. The market is thrown into chaos. He shouts and screams. China ignores him. He backtracks. China ends the tariffs but doesn't do anything to try and appease him. He claims it's a victory. His fluffers say the tariffs were just to bring China to the table, which justifies the hit to the market, despite the fact China didn't come to the table and President Pigshit didn't articulate what China could actually give him to end the tariffs.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

Yes, but this time he also decided to tariff the whole world.

[–] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Wish somebody told him he didn't have the cards.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 36 points 1 day ago

The cards are made in China

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[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Despite that, Fox News will continue stacking his invisible laurels. Doesn't matter if his policy does anything. All that matters is that his followers are convinced that the policies are doing something.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Everyone turn on your ad blocker and go look at that website, it’s (2024-)incredible it’s legal to be so disingenuous

I made the mistake of visiting yesterday and I will never not be dumber because I read their first seven headlines plus at least a dozen comments

That’s right, those headlines are the dumbest things you’ve ever seen on the planet… but then you scroll to the bottom of an article

Pray for me

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 205 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Everyone is somehow missing China cutting off rare earth metals the US relies on for technology and defense

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 152 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It wasn't just stopping exports to the US, they've stopped exporting rare earth elements worldwide starting yesterday. Plus, they are starting to unload billion of debt we owe them. It's almost as if Trump is intentionally trying to destroy our country in the morning, and then later in the day he wants to be the bully negotiator without understanding his precarious position.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (16 children)

You remember r/shitamericanssay? Last time he won, there were a lot of people talking about stuff Europe has but America doesn't, and, if you browse the posts there, a lot of Americans responding how Europe is backwards, in the stone age, and what they do have is paid for by America, out of benevolence.

Well, those folks are in charge now.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

... Trump keeps begging for China deal while bragging about phone calls kissing his ass. No foreign meetings. No envoy sent to China.
China limits US studio film releases
Bessent says Tariffs are no joke. China must make a deal.
Chinese airlines refuse Boeing+parts deliveries (reported as "China orders", but leopards were not going to make US aerospace affordable at 125% tariffs.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 159 points 1 day ago (12 children)
[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (11 children)
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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 340 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I think Xi might have figured out Trump’s secret. He has no fucking clue what he’s doing. He scares people into reacting by being reckless, then claims a win for getting a reaction.

Ignoring trolls takes their power away.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

China discovers the secret to life:

Don't feed the trolls.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

never interrupt your enemy while he is fumbling his shit. or something.

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