Cats never really sleep. They wait.

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

Are we sure this is English. It reads like a bad translation.

I learned that my phone's browser will only allow 99 tabs. Unless they've updated that.

I didn't know I had ADHD until I saw this. Dang.

"Got Up or Stayed Up" is a fun game to play at Burning Man.

I legit didn't think this thing was real.

I just can't quit you, vim!

How could they even begin to enforce this?!

I was about to ask when the Satanists were showing up. I love those guys.

Hasn't anyone noticed that he is the actual embodiment of the 7 deadly sins?

Sounds like a solid campaign to me.