Obligatory this is a joke. Do not do this!
You think I have the energy to run on all fours?
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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lawulz, nothing but children on this here site. I literally cartwheel over to yon laydeez in my custom joker costume ($13k! Yep. You fools read that correctly .) from “suicide squad” just to show them that the movie was fantastic and if they disagree, then I dodged the reality of the situation like Neo dodges bullets in (((The Matrix))).
Thoughts and tariffs to those foolish enough to disagree.
I wanna be in your nightmares don
I’m humbled by your compliment, and none have, or ever could exceed it.
Edit: reading further your comments on autism, I meant what I replied literally. Few others would have thought to say that, and even fewer still would have tried to imagine my nightmares. You might actually have.
Thanks for the clarification. Do you remember your nightmares? I don't think I have nightmares. Or if I do I don't remember. With the brain fog I don't remember lots of things though.
I don’t remember all of my dreams or nightmares, but I remember a few. I think I have a fairly strong memory compared to most others I’ve met, but I’ve most certainly had both nightmares and pleasant dreams. I can remember both nightmares and pleasant dreams.
Some of my nightmares that I remember go back to when I was a young child, and pleasant dreams dreams, too. I am also aware that I’ve had both nightmares and dreams that I don’t remember. That’s sometimes unsettling.
Both nightmares and good dreams both work the same with me, in that I can either remember them, or am unable.
The effects of your brain fog may be similar to why I forget many of both my dreams and nightmares, but I don’t know for sure.
I imagine the "here's why" involves a dominatrix. Am I cooked
He’s just protecting women. It’s in the post silly!
Is this what those weird dreams were trying to tell me?
That, or you're the reincanation of Jesus.
This was presented to you by James Sunderland, #1 caring husband.
Just a prank, bro! Unless you howl at the moon and piss on nearest landmark to assert dominance. Then it's so on!
I'ma go howl at it right now.
I'm sorry, I'm kind of an idiot. I understand the Wikipedia article but not the comment or how they're related.
Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself
I wish I could say I understood the derivative joke, but yes I see it's derivate now. I too am autistic. It's fun isn't it? I have trouble understanding simple concepts through text. Poe's law is dope.
So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.
Do not do this!
do you have any idea how long it took me to get down here?
Hopefully not long enough for you to do that which I instructed the reader not to.