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[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love that everyone saying this is already wealthy

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

All of you are gonna get much poorer. And - I gotta say it - that's a sacrifice we're more than willing to make.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're struggling have you considered getting an anchor position on Fox News and making a $12 million salary? The ideal candidate would have a grandparent who owns Better Homes and Gardens.

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Finally all the chuds can live out their lone wolf post apocalypse wilderness survival fantasy and subsist on tree bark

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm SurvivalistTom and I got another lesson for ya on how to BBQ — Are you ready for this? — tree bark. I can't quite say it tastes like a t-bone but it will help you through the lean years. Plus if you use T-Bark BBQ Sauce - you're showin' how much you love Trump 'cause 3% goes up to the Great Man Himself to keep on MAGAing.

Willow bark is nature's hangover cure, and Reye Syndrome is just nature's way of saying you weren't MANLY enough!

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤮

Everything's pineapple-spin

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

reminds me of the tacticool preppers that go on shows like Alone and end up breaking down on the first night and need to be rescued. Always the same type of person.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

omg hilarious. never seen this, but I love the entire notion that they flee Houston during chaos to some 600 acre undeveloped plot of dry, desert scrub, sit in a hot metal box that is dark camo painted (to absorb more heat I guess, because the thing sticks out like crazy against the sky) and shoot raiders with giant rifles.

what are the would-be raiders even raiding for? their big guns? the scrap metal of their hot box?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Strong show of support for the transmasc community to forcemasc the entire population.

At least their heart's in the right place, right?

Sensible chuckle

Checks notes

Huh?

Whaaaaaaat???

agony-consuming AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HOLY FISH PASTE!!!!!!

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

To get poor is glorious angry-place

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

When Daddy Trump takes off his belt to teach you a lesson - what he's really doing is showing you how much he loves you.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I will take away all your feminine burdens and let you be a rEaL mAn for free doggirl-smug

[–] shath@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no it's going to make me hungry

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

anakin-padme-1: “It’s time we toughened you up!”

anakin-padme-2: “Excellent, I’ve been feeling emasculated in modern society. Are you going to bug porky to make some jobs? You going to build more housing to reduce the amount of people still living with their parents?”

anakin-padme-3:

anakin-padme-4: “You’re going to employ me, right?”

[–] Lamprey@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Finally my turn

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Let's Get Down to Business!

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Finally, non political poverty