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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 120 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Motorcycle expert here. It goes into the vagina.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alexa how do you say wrong hole in motorcycle

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where do you find vaginas large enough for motorcycles or motorcycles small enough for the vagina? Asking for a friend.

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

A Harley Davidson dealership?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Wrong! This is clearly the innovative accelerator module the great engineer Mr. Garrison invented for his mono wheel design. It only goes into the vagina if you ride goofy foot, so limited to only half of us.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago

I don't want to speculate.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Um, I’d rather not speculate.

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I think it’s related to this…

Or this

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 69 points 3 days ago

Damn, dudes will turn things they already respect into women before they'll respect women.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this the motorcycle equivalent of a ship's figurehead?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago

I think it's the motorcycle equivalent to having a hentai girl tattooed on your arm.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

If you sailed by riding the figurehead, sure.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Reminds me of a very old anime OVA called Goku Midnight Eye. There's a lady that gets turned into a motorcycle and can shoot lazers.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LemmySilverBot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

NO! Fucking amateur...

That's this one:

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago
[–] abobla@lemm.ee 30 points 3 days ago

inside my ass

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 days ago

poor donkey 🫤

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Ooh the new Ducati seat

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider's posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of the south park uni bike thing

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

I legit thought it was a brake. I keep forgetting that's a thing.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 23 points 3 days ago

I mean I'd ride it, but that part don't go to no motor cycle. More like a monthly cycle.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 21 points 3 days ago

In the square hole!

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

You usually see this part after you put your feet in the stirrups.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Those metal ones were better than the modern plastic ones. Even though they felt cold.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

That goes in the hoo-haa.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] hanke@feddit.nu 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love that place.

I don't know why I find it funny, but I really do 😄

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

SORRY BROTHER, I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HOG CRANKED UP TO ELEVEN. AROOO

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

If you are using that while on a motorcycle that's a new fetish I haven't come across before. Seems awkward

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

This is the clutch lever I think? I've been riding for 20 months so it would be embarrassing to get this wrong

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

It cuts down on bathroom stops during long rides.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 points 3 days ago

It's the beak of the cyborg duck that pedals your motorcycle. Everyone else is lying

[–] Canis_76@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

In the new unit purge tube!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

It's a duck's beak

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Little pinch