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[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DubiousIndividual@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

As an Irishman oh holy Jesus HAHAHAHAHA

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey I can still understand the text!

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

uh... finds a way

[–] MissingInteger@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Here's some genre smash for you:

Big Dick Energy - The Lambrini Girls

Wandering Star - Portishead

Just Hold On - Sub Focus & Wilkinson vs Pola & Bryson

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

latest one for me is Lola Young - Messy

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Am I the only one disappointed with how she pronounced been?

[–] DoucheAsaurus@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this after discovering political deathcore

https://youtu.be/sXFBFGFmMoQ

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

This is intense. Like if Strapping Young Lad did Ministry's Bush Trilogy.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Songs are boring just listen to talk radio instead.

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Solid advice from SatansMaggotyCumFart. Everyone should listen to SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this where I plug my radio show?

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Totally. When I have parties, everyone dances to the sound of one guy telling jokes while another guy laughs hysterically like someone trying to impress their boss on the golf course.

You know it’s super rude to say this and not invite me to the next one, right?

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Cast the Bronze by Reynes

Old One by Finnegan Tui

Birds With Broken Wings by Ben Caplan

...danmit it's right

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

NASTYWORKKKK by Femtanyl and ISSBROKIE

BOTH the artists are trans and it fucking slaps
https://open.spotify.com/track/7kvQptbfqq5b4MWRQOMrZC

POCKETS! by LilyNiku (technically Femtanyl under an old alias)

its just good! It's the only one Noelle (femtanyl) didn't delete when she moved aliases
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Rw8H6tV5JJ8QZluOjj5Ch

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 days ago

A) stop giving me gender envy

B) same tho

Really real.

Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat

Walking the Streets - Textorcist OST

The Pink Room - Angelo Badalamenti