Bhaelfur

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00 AM!

...I just got a Framework laptop a month or two ago, dag nabbit straight to fucking heck.

I'm not an expert and I say it's dangerous.

Because he's secretly gay. A straightjacket would be ineffective.

Presumably while wearing a ~~wife beater~~ A-shirt with a gun within reach. Ye olde Murikan way...

Our anus, comrade.

Pikachu used SHOCKER! It's super effective!

I was not expecting a Butthole Surfers reference, but it's a welcome one.

How Stella Got Her Groove Back

I found this one, it's in a vertical format (1800x3200). I might be able to make a horizontal one, but I can't right this moment.

I wonder how they think sticky pistons are made... And what they're used for. Hmmm, time for some, um, er... "research."