Bhaelfur

Stephen Hawking, really? Interesting.

Hawking, a physicist, was mentioned in court documents released in 2024 during Ghislaine Maxwell's trial. The documents included an email Epstein sent in 2015, asking friends of Virginia Giuffre to disprove supposed allegations of Giuffre's that Hawking participated in an "underage orgy" in the U.S. Virgin Islands, where Epstein lived. Epstein said he "can issue a reward” to them if they can "prove her allegations are false". The email implies it was written in response to a "new version" of the claim regarding Hawking. Neither Giuffre nor anyone else has ever publicly accused Hawking, who died in 2018, of sexual misconduct. According to physicist Lisa Randall—who was found in 2026 to have corresponded with Epstein—in 2006, Hawking and Epstein were both present at a conference on gravity. Randall describes both her correspondence and Epstein's appearance at the conference as resulting from Epstein's public financing of scientific efforts.

Just gotta dive in the configs, bro. Look for linux.works=doesnot and change that to linux.works=does. Kids these days, I'm shaking my head smh

It's been a long day, always, ain't that right?

"Fetchez la vache."

"What?"

"Fetchez la vache!"

He's ever vigilant for scorpions.

For the greater good.

TO: All protest staff

FROM: Joyce

To clear up any confusion: YES, I’m real, YES, you’re getting paid, NO, this isn’t a hastily written humor bit. The president confirmed it, and there is no greater source of truth and reason than him.

Clears it up for me!

Preexisting and self inflicted! The video started juuuust after the self inflicted head shot. Trust me, bro, my dad works for ICE/CIA/FBI/Teletubbies.

Yeah sure, show them papers so that they will be confiscated, then ICE can claim the person didn't show any documentation and do whatever the fuck they want (not that proof of citizenship would stop them... Or anything. These thugs will do whatever they want regardless.)

Christ is a common misconception - it's actually Chris T, as in Christie, as in Chris Christie. This whole Christianity thing is his doing!

OR, crazy idea... Pay the employees more?

EDIT: Pretty sure I ate the onion. Regardless, people should be paid more.

Yeah! They illegally ~~immigrated~~ invaded from Africa!