Consensual Force Choke
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2025
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Forced gay marriage
I am altering your gender... Pray I don't alter it any further
The dark side of the force is having empathy for people so that.
Actually get chuds to use the correct pronouns with just a wave of the hand
I find your lack of faith... alluring.
Luke, I am your parent
Kill [redacted] with a single thought.
The Empire actually had universal healthcare and it's how Vader was kept alive in an iron lung. Bet you didn't think of that one, huh rebels?
My head cannon is that the Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center is just space Walter Reed
I know Star Wars abandoned the naming convention ages ago, but they should be named Darth Tersectionality.
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Force healing: can even be used to regenerate cells. You can have a fresh supply of vegan meat by just taking the DNA from one animal and then regrowing it over and over again with force heal.
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Force lightning stays: What? You think we're going to use force oil? We're all-electric baby!
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Force terror...and force joy...and sadness. We can only influence people's emotions since we're clearly afraid of facts and logic.
Using the fabulous secret powers to make others feel the groove.