this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

risky click of the day

[–] jyl@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I really feel bad for whoever is in these pictures.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I assume they just made the mistake of turning on video in a public discord or something.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wtf, there's an entire community for her!?

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She put so much effort in all those bots, she deserves it.

[–] jyl@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's actually the real spammer?

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At least the bots use her picture.

[–] jyl@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who runs a malicious spam campaign with their own name and face? If the pictures are stolen, setting up a whole meme community is kind of a shit thing to do.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

I know what you mean even though we are making fun of the scam, not of her.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn't even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must've been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to be able to read.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

You guys are getting 2 bucks?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons...

[–] kippinitreal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My uncle who works for Nintendo already got me a Sixskin.

[–] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The way it's written my mind immediately read it in the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2.