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[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 193 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.

Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 5 days ago

No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 88 points 4 days ago

To the people reporting this: Yes, it's a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 131 points 5 days ago

Absolutely top notch bit of trolling.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 4 days ago

The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change

😘👌😆

[–] 13roses@lemmy.world 106 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I can’t wait to hear UK announce some changes to their official maps.

Does New England sound better than Virginia? How about New Albion?

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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It's not an accident that we are discussing "death tax" instead of "inheritance tax", or that you see reports of "looters" vs "survivors/scavengers".

[–] ehpolitical@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So true. We're manipulated daily through the power of words... what to buy/where to buy it, what to wear or eat, who to vote and not vote for, what to think and believe, how to live, now how to die even, etc. We need to open our ears more and really listen to what's being told to us.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Something I found very eye-opening was the Wikipedia editing guidelines/style guide. Specifically, they had (have?) section on weasel words.

Once you see these types of manipulations laid out, you start to see them everywhere.

[–] ehpolitical@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry, what are weasel words? Never heard that term. One I find fascinating is the way music and lyrics are paired together... people will happily ingest and dance and sing along to some of the most destructive lyrics, as long as the music is pleasurable to them.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (2 children)

UK declares US to be called "United Colonies"

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

"The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom" or The SUCK

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 74 points 5 days ago
[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 39 points 4 days ago (11 children)

We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as "New Australia".

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] needanke@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I quite like the name "Kraft Vegemite^TM^ presents New Australia".

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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I'm okay with this.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 62 points 5 days ago (4 children)

In other news, Lake Erie is still haunted by ghost pirates that nobody cares about.

[–] YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As a Michigander, I'm going to guess it's just all the meth Ohio does and not actual pirates.

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[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago (3 children)

And South Dakota has declared North Dakota to be North South Dakota

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of 'Dakota'.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’.
And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.

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[–] MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As a Michigander I declare Illinois is now South Michigan

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (4 children)

California should declare Lake Tahoe to be called Tahoe Tahoe.

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its actually Lake 44.027354,-87.049900

Use the full name, y'all lazy motherfuckers

Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, we can just declare shit? This changes everything.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago

Shut up, ~~Thteven~~ Thefartographer II! I declare "shit"

SHIT!

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This is the funniest shit I've read today

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago

The World looking at the US: .... HWUATTTTT??!!!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Atlantic ocean is now "the moat".

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[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Interesting, the lake's name was changed from Illinois to Michigan around 1720. Time to take it back! https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-ee8c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I declare AOC to be Queen AOC.

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[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Lake Erie will become Lake LeBron.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

For the record, I do delare, that the Best Lake be named for the Best State. So now, hence forth and forever, Lake Superior shall be known as Lake Minnesota.

And Canadians, if you have a problem with that, shoulda renamed it faster.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

We already did — it’s named after Canada. Why did you think it was called Lake Superior?

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Careful, we won't have burn units here in the US for much longer.

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[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

West Virginia has just declared itself Virginia, Mountain High.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

honestly as a non-American, this would unironically make things less confusing: the largest city on that lake is Chicago and I always have to consciously remember "that city is in Illinois, but the lake it is on is called Lake Michigan".

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Illinois has a pretty small coastline with it though. Michigan and Wisconsin completely dwarf Illinois's coast on the lake (and Michigan by a lot)

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