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Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois (www.wilx.com)

submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

UK declares US to be called "United Colonies"

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

"The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom" or The SUCK

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

The "Revolting Colonies".