It's like medieval times when syphilis was the rage so idiots started pointing their little finger when drinking tea. I can see how most normal people just made mocking songs about them even under threat of beheading
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Lot of money in that room.
Also get you a girl that looks at you the way she looks at him.
They all have the same disease
Genuine question, do you think MTG posed for this picture because she's that kind of psychopath? Or she has Genuine admiration fuck you eyes?
I will never be able to read that shit as marjorie taylor greene.
She wants this so bad
Oof that thumbnail
What does magic the gathering have to do with this photo?
Not as much as I wish.
Every time I see a pic of Marjorie The Gathering, I'm reminded of the best description of her I've ever read: that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing a victim's face.
I haven't been able to enjoy Marjory The Gathering since the release of Fallen Empires. Each expansion since Revised just feels like a cash grab that I refuse to invest in.
She looks like a Neanderthal.
Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.
White assholes are Orange actually!
The world's supply of spray tan is represented in that room.
In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.
If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.
Not that our federal government isn't already a parody of itself in countless other ways.
Maybe it's the anabolic steroids RFK claims he takes. Steroids can cause flushing in the face.
Oh sorry, I meant TRT and totally not steroids /s
Bottom left guy has a hairpiece, I'm sure.
When two people with same hairpiece spot each other, do they tip their head or their hair?
They definitely don't tip their server.
Gammons. All that hate and fury gets the blood pressure up.
Even Reagan got the treatment 😂
That doesn't even look like Reagan. Looks more like Regis Philbin.
I bet there's a staffer tasked with touching up the portraits with bronzer.
Aliens, the 1996 movie "The Arrival" is prophecy coming true!
The Oompa Loompas grew up!
It's weird that the most natural complexion in the photo is the painting of a dead guy on the wall.
Bottle blondes, bottle bronze. Nothing about conservatives is authentic.
Even their hate is manufactured.
Look at the two shapeshifters on the right.
Because the rotting flesh sloughing off their bones would give away that they are, in fact, necrophages. Ghouls, if you will.
orange is the new bad
It’s a cult thing. You wouldn’t get it.
They're all V aliens. The rubber skin suits aren't perfect yet.
The unfunny answer is likely that somebody tweaked the picture to up the orange, specifically to get a reaction. Especially likely since the reverse image search pulls up reddit as the first source, and reddit loves nothing more than beating a comedy dead horse. Finding pictures that were from the same event, people are noticeably less orange colored. Even RFK who does have an orange tinge isn't oompla loompa colored like in the OP picture.
Also community rule 2.
While we're on the subject of oompa loopmas... What's up with Cindy Loo Who and the guy behind her? Holy canoli.
Idk this isn't much better lol... RFK still looks like he was left in the air fryer a few minutes too long.
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Oompa Loompa, what do we do?
With President Nazi and his orangutan crew
Oompa Loompa, how could it be?
A thunderous applause for the death of liberty
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Skin tone #1
Huh so that's where those morons from jersey shore went.
As ive learned from another lemmy post, theres a fetish called bimbofication. I think thats whats happening here. Weeks left until trump starts wearing higheels, leopard print and huge plastic cups.
Trump must have spray tanned his dick.
Orange is the new white!
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