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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 days ago

“go to lonely starbucks lovers” my beloved

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

🎶Concrete jungle wet dream toma-to!🎶

Looking back on when we fisted
I cannot escape and I cannot forget
Baby, you're the one, you still turn me on
You can make me whole again

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

‘Carry a laser down the road that I must travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night’

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Probably a tad obscure, but at the end of Set (Extended Mix) there’s a section where they repeat “converge” but I can’t help but hear ‘you’re a virgin’ XD

Then again I don’t like that better than the original lyric per se, it’s just different

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 days ago

GaaaAAAaaaay meeeen, gaaaaaaay men

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Lady Mondegreen sounds bad ass

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

And I'll sing all night and in the mornin' light

When your shades are on and your head's on ice

You'll know you've seen the redneck sodomy

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I heard it properly the one time I heard the song on good speakers, but I always heard "I hope you dance" as "I want you dead"

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

In lay me down by the dirty heads, the line:

But they were seen by the good eye of the mean billy green

Should have been:

But they were seen by the keen eye of the mean billy green

That's when it's time to write a cover.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Superchunk has a song hyper enough. It sounds like they say "Laughter guns" but it's actually "Lofter winds"

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Nah, my shit is borderline unintelligible madness.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

There used to be a greater power alone on the sea:
You became a light on the dark side of me. Love became a draw that I could not appeal. But did you know that when it snows, My eyes become alive, and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey...

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

I've always heard promises promises give an end to those promises in the bridge of Lady Gaga's Pokerface

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Arrow in my head, arrow in my head, arrow has flew right trough my head, arrow that caused me this great pain, arrow that ruined my day!...

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I need to know the song title for this one

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Bad Romance - "Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick"

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