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Have you ever looked at a map and thought, "You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates." Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality.

Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!

Yes, you heard that right.

California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.

The Tremendous Plan

  1. Crowdfunding Goal of $1 trillion (give or take a few billion). That’s just 200,000 kroner from every Dane. Skip a few lattes, and you’re golden.
  2. We’ll send our bestest negotiators – Lego executives and the cast of Borgen.
  3. It is in the national interest to promote the extraordinary heritage of our Nation, so California will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles.
  4. Danish Values: We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply.

Måke Califørnia Great Ægain

Disclaimer: This campaign is 100% real… in our dreams

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good idea, from what I read, Americans are constantly complaining about California anyway. About their liberalism, their woke Hollywood, weird laws, weird people and how it doesn't represent the "real America". I think they'll actually be happy they get rid of it

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

And we'll be happy to be rid of them!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 6 days ago

As an American midwesterner, I support the effort to buy California, and will be making my way to the state border to finally move to a better country.

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords but, as much as I hate to say it, you can't afford us Denmark.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If California contributed Danish level taxes they'd be able to buy themselves into the system. It's like a layaway plan

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Like a leveraged buyout, I love it! Borrow all the money, give the debt to the acquired entity, let it pay itself off.

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

That would be amazing.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sell it for one thin dime!

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

A $10 bag could just work in Amsterdam.

[–] Bloomcole@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We will coup whoever we want!

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Denmark suddenly becomes the 4th most powerful nation over night

LONG REIGN THE LEGO EMPIRE

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Consider buying US states that voted for Trump.

California is so big and economically powerful that they can make their own country if they want. And their government is anti Trump already.

Some place like Florida or the Southern states.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dunno coast guard?

[–] Aphelion@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

As a Californian I fully support this move.

California would donate as well

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Probably would make more sense for California to buy Denmark creating a new country

[–] fylkenny@feddit.org 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why not also make New York new Amsterdam again?

[–] LaminatedDenim@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why they changed it, I can't say..

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People just liked it better that way.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So take me back to Constantinople,

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Disclaimer: This campaign is 100% real…

Fact-checked by Facebook.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

I saw it on the web. Therefore, it has to be true.

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_GDP

I mean, put a small tax on it and it basically pays for itself. Don't even need to finance it upfront.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This mere small tax is what led them to have a revolutionary war with the UK in the first place, lol

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

No. This revolutionary war was not fought over taxation alone but over taxation without representation. Give California a seat or two in the danish parliament.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why would a US state with a GDP significantly larger than the country wanting to buy it allow it to be taxed?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago

To not to be part of the US anymore.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

EU membership, lol

The tech companies won't like European privacy laws, tho

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

California has its own version of GDPR already.

[–] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I love SF. But they can have LA and the Chargers.

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 week ago (8 children)
  • Donald Trump can't sell California. At best, he could sell DC maybe.
  • What's California ever done to you? They're anti-Trump. They should be left alone. Denmark should buy Florida instead: good riddance for the US, it has nice weather too and it's at no risk of being obliterated by a giant earthquake.
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't Californians prefer to be part of Denmark?

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

Long time resident of California. Previous resident of Denmark (never a citizen though). I'd welcome this with open arms.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

Florida is damaged goods. Try selling it to China, they have less standards in what they buy.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 6 points 6 days ago

We've heard the stories of "Floridaman", so no takers there.

He's probably better off where he is.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

It's gonna sink within the next 50 to 100 years tho

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I don't think California gives a shit what Cheeto Mussolini has to say on the matter.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

A giant earthquake in Florida won't obliterate it, but one in Africa or Spain, and the resulting tsunami could.

Selling Florida does track with our used-car salesman ass President.

Shame Lemon Laws don't apply internationally - caveat emptor, Denmark.

[–] EarMaster@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

But we are planning on sending that meteor to Florida...making a brand new Gulf of America...