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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago
[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Did she make your metal gear.... solid?

Raiden sunglasses

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you use lube there's a lot less smoke.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kionay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You're that ninja

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

“You knew??”

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

It's less split personality and more unmasking the autism you're masking 90% of the time.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

/#myteam 🤘🏼

Anal sphincter. Out!

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world -5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does Lemmy have its own version of r/ihavesex lol

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Being trans and autistic in Seattle this isn't exaggerating that much from my lived experience tbh

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Not autistic, not trans, and not in Seattle, but this vibes with my experience too. I think people just love talking to people who have interests and get excited about them.