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[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Why do prison guards use Windows? Because it always locks up.

Alternatively:

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

These bad jokes brought to you by nerds who were around during the nineties.

Bonus! PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

Running a Bethesda game

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

8 bees is a beet

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why only US bees? Pretty racist, huh?

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

They can come work in the US if they have their H-1Bee visa!

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve read Children of Time, and obviously this is ant work.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao I'm on the last couple of chapters of it right now and this was my exact thought.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Such a great series. I’m about halfway through Children of Ruin for my third time reading the series. Got the itch again when I heard he’s confirmed work on a fourth book.

I was so worried he’d leave it at a trilogy. Children of Memory just didn’t feel like it accomplished enough to leave it there.

[–] tuna@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, PCBees

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the end, it's always bees isn't it?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, your confused with turtles

Make sure to use the right type of bees. I once tried to build a computer with spelling bees and it was eeriely prospicient.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It being bees isn't too different from it being rocks

Makes more sense if anything

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(Oops replied to post instead of comment)

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

The bees hate prime95

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you bees

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I thought bees were good at spelling.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago