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[–] eyes@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Always love seeing these come up and everyone confidently stating that it's been solved. Everything from a knitting tool (highly unlikely as the Romans didn't knit) to a dice. The truth is we just don't know and likely never will unless a new source .

Personally I'm convinced by the theory that they're probably a metalworkers portfolio piece used to demonstrate the creators skill, either to potential customers or as a test to join a guild.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 20 hours ago

That's a Prime Resonator from Path of Exile

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Looks like a githyanki artifact used to protect from illithid.

BG3 spoilerThere's definitely nobody trapped in there, it's all completely fine with no ethical considerations whatsoever.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago

Spaghetti portion measurer.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is SCP-184.

But you probably don’t have access to that file.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't even a joke, I have an O5 ID card in my wallet. Fun little thing to pull out in moments like this lol

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This is amazing. I love it.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

God this thing has gotten so beaten up lately. Clearly not the best quality lol that or I'm the longest serving O5.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is the kind of insanity I wish more upon the world ❤️

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

There was a dude at a store a few months back who was wearing a hoodie with the Foundation logo on it. After making the purchase when putting the card away I saw the ID and pulled it out. Said "Keep up the good work and we'll see about those incentives." I've never seen a person look both confused and ecstatic at the same time before lol

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha, they don't know how to use the three dodecahedron's.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

My ancient roman friend says it's a candle holder for different sized candles

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if it's a die for an ancient version of D&D? Labyrinths & Minotaurs. Or that thing you put treats in and then your dog rolls it around and gets a biccy every so often.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 17 hours ago

Romanes eunt domus!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just assume it's a random doodad. Like a desk decoration or something. Why wouldn't ancient people have had dumb bullshit that served no purpose other than it's aesthetic value just like we do now?

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

It could also have been used for a game

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

This is why there was no need to write about it.

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always wondered how they made those

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

with lead probably

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They've actually all been planted by time travelers just to fuck with people.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

This is why I couldn't have a time machine. I'd go back in time and fuck with people. Leave a modern day Bic pen deep in a cave in New Zealand, or a randomly shaped object with no clear use made from something like titanium in a forest in the middle of Brazil.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 98 points 1 day ago (16 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So it's a sex toy, got it.

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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Archeologists after looking at literally anything: Looks like a calendar. Or maybe a religious object. Or maybe a calendar of religions significance.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

or something used in “fertility rituals”

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[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/lADTLozKm0I

Seems pretty convincing and matches gold bracelets made in the era.

[–] threethan@reddthat.com 2 points 18 hours ago

This is, by far, the most compelling theory I've seen.

Given that those things were so common, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the other uses people have theorized could have happened too.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 37 points 1 day ago (22 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Knitting is a medieval development that originated around Egypt in probably 1000-1100 CE (AD). There is no evidence of two needle knitting before then.

Romans used sprang, weaving and needlebinding techniques. They did not knit. Some needlebound artifacts can resemble knitting - particularly those in the Coptic stitch. They are still produced using the thumb and needle method of needlebinding and are structurally different.

The type of knitting that YouTube grandma did on the dodecahedron - spool knitting/French knitting - is an even later development - early modern period - 1400-1500s.

As a spool knitter, the dodecahedron makes very little sense. The spacing of the pegs - not the spacing of the holes - is what determines the size of the created tube. Every face of the dodecahedron would create the same size tube - which means you’ve just got extra random pointless shit digging into your hands. Google and compare to a modern spool knitter.

The idea of making a doohickey for fingered gloves, which you would then need to sew on anyway (every knitters least favorite thing to do) - it’s silly.

Here are some 4th/5th century socks - produced via needlebinding.

Here is the earliest known example of true knitting. 1000 at earliest.

You mentioned that not all socks would survive - that is true, but often textile patterns can be recovered through indentions in other material.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 day ago (5 children)

People say this every time, and it’s still not true, because the Romans didn’t knit. Knitting is a technology and it hadn’t made it to Rome at the time these were made.

Also, some were solid and unsuitable for knitting. And they were found with giant piles of money, which is a weird place to keep your domestic tools.

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