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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 224 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the Microsoft difference!™

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago

Microsoft: 'helping' whether you need it or not since 1998.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 175 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 156 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's true, I always upvote people spreading the good word

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always upvote people who always upvote people spreading the good word

[–] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always upvote people who always upvote people who always upvote people spreading the good word. Although, this is my first time doing it I think.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always upvote people who alway upvote people who always upvote people who always upvote people spreading the good word. Although, this is my first time doing it I think.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Our Lord and Savior is RMS, who invented the concept of software freedom that Linus helps deliver.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wookiepedia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The GNU Testament, as it were.

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[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

You'll laugh but FreeCAD did this exact thing to me on Arch and even worse it did not only associate itself with 3D files, it associated itself with everything that did not have a default set.

Weird Video format? FreeCAD.
Text file with weird file extension? FreeCAD.
Binary File? FreeCAD!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought people only ever run Neofetch on Arch.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago

Well I had my knee high socks in the wash that day....

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you think that is pointless, remember that whenever a program closed unexpectedly, Windows would offer to "find a solution online". I have never seen that shit work in my life

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Windows troubleshooter has never fixed a single problem for me.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It can reset a network adapter but that the only time I've seen it do anything useful

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but its usually faster just to reboot the machine instead of letting it dick around with itself.

Now with SSDs it is but back in the day it took approximately 3 businesses days for my gaming rig to boot up.

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[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I recently discovered windows actually has a set of far more specific troubleshooters which actually provide useful information about a problem but you have to dig around in legacy settings to find them.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 11 points 1 week ago

you have to dig around in legacy settings

Windows can still be made into a tolerable usable OS, but it basically requires a minimum of 20 years of knowledge about where the legacy control panels, settings, and secret reg keys are hidden. Every new version obfuscates them even more and yet they are no closer to feature parity with the 'modern' control panels that barely work at all.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Microsoft had relatively interesting ideas concerning 3D and VR content, then proceeded to do an extremely mediocre execution, simultaneously dumbing everything down while also making it hard to use, and then proceeded to discontinue their software after almost never touching it again for seven years

I have a Reverb G2 (windows mixed reality headset), it is really a good headset and is still competitive with the Quest 3 in several areas for use on PC. The WMR software itself isn't that bad and I think if it had more care and attention put into it it could genuinely have been great. If they had better home options, user created homes, more customization and the ability to fix things in place so you don't accidentally move them, the ability to add (even just user created) minigames and dynamic objects that stay in the world, and (most importantly) the ability to actually invite other people into the space to play with you and launch into other games. They're Microsoft, they were large enough and early enough that I'm sure they could even have gotten game developers on board with some protocol that automatically brings people you're playing with into a multiplayer session of whatever game you start. I think they were onto something with their home system and could have fleshed the software out into something much better than even the modern competition. Of course it's all discontinued now, the latest version of Windows doesn't even support it, I plan to continue to use the old version until it stops getting security patches in 2026 and then switch to Linux where hopefully the open source people will finally fully support using controllers.

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm in the same boat, assholes trying to brick a $500 headset that is only 3 years old.

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[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I remember so many examples of windows doing stuff like this.

Specifically the most annoying I ever ran in to was Microsoft office click to run, like, as far as I understood it, it was a background service to update Microsoft office, it always ran in the background and would routinely eat up system resources, not a ton but way more than something like that should have been. It kept ignoring my instruction to not start on system start up, and kept getting reinstalling when I resorted to just ripping it out.

Now why, you may be wondering would I want to get rid of a program meant to keep office up to date? BECAUSE, I didn’t use office, I didn’t have a license even, I had uninstalled it in fact, but for some reason click to run was still there like a weed. So many other annoyances with attempting to remove other programs I didn’t want or need but windows would just keep reinstalling.

“eDgE Is A cOrE pArT oF tHe Os” y tho

Anyways, that’s why I replaced windows as the OS on my computer.

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Til it's discontinued. I think I opened that program exactly once

[–] ChaoAmber@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

I forgot it existed, because I stopped using the windows start menu after whatever Win 10 did to it. Been using Launchy or just adding it on my desktop.

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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I learned how to edit text pixel by pixel in paint 3d.

I had been skipping out on classes and while I was technically still passing my grades weren't high enough for something my family was doing so I just made a few minor edits. I don't even remember what it was for. Probably a ski trip or something.

They never found out lol.

I used my pixel level editing skills to get a few friends outta some things or into some things.

I'm one of the few people who liked paint 3d I guess.

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Out of all the shit Microsoft does, Paint3D is actually ok. I remember it having a cool 3d pen tool.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fucking Windows Store AppxPackages... they dont update right if you're using multiple users (like say, an admin account from tech support that signed in ONCE and never signed in again) and get computers dinged for vulnerabilities.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Windows asked me what app I wanted to open a .jpeg with last week.... Just fucking pick one, it's a jpeg.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Wordpad has been depreciated. Please purchase Microsoft wordpad365™

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

windows also occasionally has stokes like media player thinking for a solid 5s and deciding it's unable that file format (mp3), but then you close it and try again and a miracle! it opens

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[–] Chev@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Right click the file, go to settings and change the default program for the file. That's a one time change.

[–] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It just doesn't need to be done in the first place though

Clearly it does, but it shouldn’t.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Unless it's the default browser, then you might have to do it every time Windows updates

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

That's a hell of an act, what do you call it?

Microsoft!

[–] OmegaSunkey@ani.social 22 points 1 week ago

Installed Windows 8.1. Ran some core updates. Updated drivers. Cleaned and debloated it a bit (it didn't have much). For some reason Windows Update installed Microsoft Edge version 84 and jumpscared me to make it the default browser.

they really wanted me to be an edge user no matter if it was outdated

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Big-micro soft-brain move.

It's prob not even the first time they did it.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

MS Paint.

Now in 3D.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Microsoft paint but with 3d stuff.

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[–] gilbert31@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] araneae@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Snip tool is moving!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Oh man, I remember the days, probably getting close to 20 years ago now, when I also had programs installing themselves into my computer that I didn't authorize myself. I thank the efforts of the Linux inventors, engineers, and the community, for making my life better ever since the switch.

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