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A YouTube prankster who was shot by one his targets told jurors Tuesday he had no inkling he had scared or angered the man who fired on him as the prank was recorded.

Tanner Cook, whose “Classified Goons” channel on YouTube has more than 55,000 subscribers, testified nonchalantly about the shooting at start of the trial for 31-year-old Alan Colie, who's charged with aggravated malicious wounding and two firearms counts.

The April 2 shooting at the food court in Dulles Town Center, about 45 minutes west of Washington, D.C., set off a panic as shoppers fled what they feared to be a mass shooting.

Jurors also saw video of the shooting, recorded by Cook's associates. The two interacted for less than 30 seconds. Video shows Cook approaching Colie, a DoorDash driver, as he picked up an order. The 6-foot-5 (1.95-meter-tall) Cook looms over Colie while holding a cellphone about 6 inches (15 centimeters) from Colie's face. The phone broadcasts the phrase “Hey dips—-, quit thinking about my twinkle” multiple times through a Google Translate app.

On the video, Colie says “stop” three different times and tries to back away from Cook, who continues to advance. Colie tries to knock the phone away from his face before pulling out a gun and shooting Cook in the lower left chest.

Cook, 21, testified Tuesday that he tries to confuse the targets of his pranks for the amusement of his online audience. He said he doesn't seek to elicit fear or anger, but acknowledged his targets often react that way.

Asked why he didn't stop the prank despite Colie's repeated requests, Cook said he “almost did” but not because he sensed fear or anger from Colie. He said Colie simply wasn't exhibiting the type of reaction Cook was looking for.

“There was no reaction,” Cook said.

In opening statements, prosecutors urged jurors to set aside the off-putting nature of Cook's pranks.

“It was stupid. It was silly. And you may even think it was offensive,” prosecutor Pamela Jones said. “But that's all it was — a cellphone in the ear that got Tanner shot.”

Defense attorney Tabatha Blake said her client didn't have the benefit of knowing he was a prank victim when he was confronted with Cook's confusing behavior.

She said the prosecution's account of the incident “diminishes how unsettling they were to Mr. Alan Colie at the time they occurred.”

In the video, before the encounter with Colie, Cook and his friends can be heard workshopping the phrase they want to play on the phone. One of the friends urges that it be “short, weird and awkward.”

Cook's “Classified Goons” channel is replete with repellent stunts, like pretending to vomit on Uber drivers and following unsuspecting customers through department stores. At a preliminary hearing, sheriff's deputies testified that they were well aware of Cook and have received calls about previous stunts. Cook acknowledged during cross-examination Tuesday that mall security had tossed him out the day prior to the shooting as he tried to record pranks and that he was trying to avoid security the day he targeted Colie.

Jury selection took an entire day Monday, largely because of publicity the case received in the area. At least one juror said during the selection process that she herself had been a victim of one of Cook's videos.

Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.

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[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 262 points 1 year ago (4 children)

People only see this with the context that this is a youtuber doing a prank.

This man is 6 fucking 5. Imagine a random giant gets in your face, you think you're about to be robbed or beaten. He advances. You retreat. He advances. You retreat, he advanced. Again, you retreat, he advances, all the while shoving something in your face. How many times do you need to tell someone to disengage and retreat before its okay to consider it a threat?

Just because this guy happened to be a youtuber doing a prank is irrelevant, imo.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 1 year ago (34 children)

Tbf imo while I carry a gun, I also carry mace for shit like this. From the above description it seems normal force was certainly justified but deadly force is questionable, however I withhold personal judgement as I'm not following the case and the details reported could be (often are) wildly innacurate from the facts.

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[–] phillaholic@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Take away the gun for a minute. Would this guy be on trial if he instead hit him in the head with a blunt object? I’m not a fan of guns, not approving of firing them in public, so on and so forth, but I think this person may have been justified in defending themselves.

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[–] greavous@lemmy.world 161 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This story sums up America. Stupidity and guns.

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[–] Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 151 points 1 year ago (57 children)

I'm not a proponent of violence, but I think these dipshits need to get their asses beaten every time they do that shit. Maybe, if more of them got beaten or shot, then they would stop being ass fucks.

I shouldn't have to be forced to figure out whether someone is a crazy, drug induced murderer, or just some stupid "prankster" every time I go out in public. Rule number 1 in a society is "don't fuck with strangers".

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[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 132 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In opening statements, prosecutors urged jurors to set aside the off-putting nature of Cook’s pranks.

That's bullshit, from the way it's described, the guy was clearly behaving in a not normal and threatening manner.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to move that all evidence of my client doing anything wrong be struck from the record.

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[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 129 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

DoorDash driver 🥲

How much do you think the poor guy makes? And now he has to pay for a lawyer, lose the job, and probably go to jail. Only so this dipshit can get the right "reaction".

And the shooting would've been completely justified for a cop.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone who wasn't 6'5 would have gotten their asses beat the first or second time they pulled this shit.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly.

The only reason he got shot is because he was physically imposing enough to skip the normal defensive responses that might have come his way (and/or he specifically (or intentionally) chose victims he knew would be physically threatened by him).

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[–] Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 115 points 1 year ago (6 children)

A doordash driver gets cornered by a large 6 foot 5 man who aggressively shoves a phone in his ear repeatedly calling them a dipshit who thinks about their "twinkle", tries to get away but is followed, explicitly asks the man to leave him alone 3 times but is ignored, and tries to brush the phone away? Yeah that sounds like a situation a reasonable person might fear for their life in, and before anyone goes "well why didn't they use a less lethal self defense method?", the prankster is 6 foot 5 and the victim likely only had his fists or his gun for self defense, one of those two is going to get you out of that situation alive

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[–] Nahvi@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your honor, we the members of the jury request additional information regarding local harassment and assault laws related to the 6'5" self-described "goon" so that we may recommend charges.

Additionally, we recommend the charges against the defendant be reduced to misdemeanor reckless discharge of a firearm.

This kid learned nothing from being shot. He still thinks it is okay to bully random strangers, and is already planning his next prank. If your friends like pranks and you play pranks on each other that is fine.

If you get in someone's face and start demanding they stop thinking of your privates, especially after repeated warnings to back up, then you are inciting violence and sometimes it is going to succeed.

[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

He also fails to recognize how intimidating his height can be to people. I’m not surprised the door dash driver reacted the way he did. This kid is a menace.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 101 points 1 year ago

Assume that if you threaten someone, they will in turn assume you are a threat.

[–] solarvector@lemmy.zip 100 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's sad that this article reads like advertising for a shit head to attract other shit heads (how many times did they call out his show?). He'll come out of this better off financially.

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] detalferous@lemm.ee 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This channel needs to be de monetized

[–] canthidium@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago

Very much so. YT should demonetize all "prank" channels. It's just bullying/terrorizing.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.

and thats everything thats wrong with society right here.

Him getting shot is just giving him more fame, more money and more excuses to continue doing this shit.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Cook, 21, testified Tuesday that he tries to confuse the targets of his pranks for the amusement of his online audience. He said he doesn’t seek to elicit fear or anger, but acknowledged his targets often react that way.

Asked why he didn’t stop the prank despite Colie’s repeated requests, Cook said he “almost did” but not because he sensed fear or anger from Colie. He said Colie simply wasn’t exhibiting the type of reaction Cook was looking for.

“There was no reaction,” Cook said.

There wasn't reacting with fear? I guess backing up and saying "stop", while you continued to shove yourself in his face, was a happy reaction?

On the video, Colie says “stop” three different times and tries to back away from Cook, who continues to advance.

He gets off on harassing people just trying to do their jobs or get through the day.

stunts, like pretending to vomit on Uber drivers and following unsuspecting customers through department stores

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 75 points 1 year ago

What a fucking piece of shit. YouTube prank fucks are wasting good air the rest of us need to breathe.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It totally amazes me how stupid this kid is. Scaring people in a country that is known for gun owners shooting people for low-level reasons is not a good survival trait.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well he got more subscribers after being shot, and is still doing it. He probably thinks it was worth it.

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Nothing would have been lost in he died. Fuckin trash yt streamers.

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[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 67 points 1 year ago

"It's just a prank" needs to end.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, has it been illegal to shoot YouTubers this entire time?

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago

I’m reminded of a prank channel I used to watch. He was briefly in jail for a bomb prank and later attacked and beat a woman, seemingly for fun, just a few years ago. These prank channels are nearly universally run by terrible people and there does not seem to be a single thing that will dissuade them from “advancing” their “art.”

[–] Rawdogg@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This was completely inevitable, I've seen one or two videos of 'pranks' and felt its only a matter of time before someone gets assaulted or shot, now the little shit has more viewers

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[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He almost stopped, but didn't because he wasn't getting an entertaining enough reaction.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Prosecutor: "we urge you to ignore the behavior of Cook so we can throw another person into prison, and bump up our conviction rate, helping our careers. We're unconcerned with justice, only convictions matter."

TlDR: no judge, only convict!

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[–] superminerJG@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"It's just a prank bro" taken way too far, huh?

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

All the times I've seen people say "Try that and you'll get shot someday" finally came true.

[–] alienanimals@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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[–] Riyria@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep seeing YouTube shorts of dudes like this doing not just stupid shit, but DANGEROUS shit. I saw this one of this dude flashing gang signs in gang territory in LA. You DO NOT do that shit. Any time someone would get aggressive with him he’s go “it’s a prank there’s a camera!” One of these days he’s going to say that and it’s going to piss the dude he flashed signs at off even more and he is going to get shot.

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[–] Harpsist@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I'm always surprised this doesn't happen much more often - especially on shows like 'just for laughs - gags'

Like. Impersonating a police officer. How the fuck aren't these assholes in jail ?

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[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He only has 55K subs? He's not even good at being a YouTuber lol

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