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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh, are we posting beans now? Again?

Here's my contribution:

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This was going to be my contribution, but are they beans or peas? OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW!

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Garbanzo beans = chickpeas

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

You are not helping!

I'm gonna be "that guy" and say they're pulses.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This guy never stopped. He's true blue.

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why are there that many beans and a Chick-fil-A box of some sort near a computer? I'm so confused lol

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Looks like queso, so maybe this was at a Chipotle or Qdoba.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Post-digested baked beans?

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 6 days ago

Damn, that computer is hungry!

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Whoever is responsible should not be trusted with any sensing information.

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are those the motherboards?

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 6 days ago

This is beans! This is food!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

KFC or smth?

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Whoever did this is the king of the

[–] subiacOSB@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

What did you do Kevin?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

This nibbler eating beans.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is there some context i am missing?

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

I was hoping it could have bean a better joke.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 121 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I always see this scene and get so sad for him. That's a lot of food that he put a lot of work into and was proud of his work. Watching him try to shovel it back into the pot hurts. I know it's meant to be played off for humor, but I see next to none in that scene.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago

That’s because you have empathy and Kevin is generally a wholesome character.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Do yourself a favor and never watch Seinfeld.

If you take away the laugh track, it is astoundingly clear that the main cast are all just evil, narcissistic sociopaths, they never do anything that doesn't benefit themselves, and they have no problem at all ruining other people's days or even lives, their metric for whether or not something was a good idea or not is entirely whether it worked out well for them...

... ironically with the exception of Kramer, who actually attempts, from time to time, to do good things for other people which will not benefit himself, he just goes about them in often dubious ways.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

See, this is why I can't watch shows like The Office. My sense of empathy and justice kick in hard and I just can't laugh at what's going on. Instead I'm just cringing and dying of sympathetic embarrassment, non-stop, the entire time.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

I can manage the US office but UK office passes my cringe threshold.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 6 days ago

Me too. It is so paintful. What would dozens of people work to produce that?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Always Sunny just leaned into this, and made you fully aware that the main characters are sociopaths. They literally show the progress of how they ruined the lives of the people around them. That’s why I love that show. It’s a perfect example of everything not to do in life if you want to be happy and fulfilled.

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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You've already spilled the beans, so tell us some juicy gossip.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (11 children)

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Next time try just one big bean

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

this is kind of cursed.

[–] philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

This is usually what I imagine when someone says 'kidney bean'

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.

That's the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?

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