this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Third Slice: It's in my hand

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Fourth slice: it's underneath the sock that I failed to move while I was tossing the rest of my house looking for it.

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

When you tap your pocket and the rush of anxiety hits you when you realize your phone isn't in there. Only to realize seconds later that you're using it and it's in your hand. Thanks ADHD!

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Glasses or phone: i already have them, i'm just stupid.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have learned to never try and be clever by putting things in weird places; I never remember where they are. Now I just leave them in the middle of my table or right by my front door

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I'm a big fan of putting shit by my shoes if I know I need it the next day.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just ask myself where is the dumbest place I could put something.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So far I think my dumbest is keys in the fridge.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

That's fairly impressive.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Im more of a 3:1 green: yellow kind of guy

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Me with the drugs, but it's an overlapping venn with this circle concealing the other reality: I took all the drugs and don't remember shit.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This with my antidepressants. I can't even get a refill til next month, so now I need to turn the house inside out to find them.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

You have been diagnosed with ADHD, along with the hundred-odd chapos who upbeared this.