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They quoted some wokeshit called "power dynamics" or something. Anyway, I called Crimestoppers to let them know about this crime. A man and his burger shouldn't be fucked with. Guy got his burger but he ran out of here as soon as he got it. Probably the embarrassment of whole situation.

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[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago

this reminds me of that ricky gervais skit where the waitress wont let him order the kids chicken nuggets and he orders it for his niece and grabs them all and shoves them in his mouth while making eye contact with her.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Part of the A&W Burger Family! You got Mama Burger, Papa Burger, Teen Burger, Grandpa Burger, I think there is or used to be a baby/kid Burger.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jody Burger

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Another family ruined by woke.

The great burger family.

[-] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

There used to be an uncle burger.

Not anymore. Now it's the aunt burger.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

It’s pickles and cheese, not Adam and Steve!!

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I hear they still have the uncleburger in Russia.

[-] glans@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Pete thiel's fav

[-] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

Tell me your Canadian without telling me your Canadian.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

CW self harm i guess?I'm so poor the government asked if i wanted help killing myself

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so brain rotted by the internet I can't even tell if this is satirical anymore.

[-] JayTreeman@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm assuming that was a joke, but that's a thing that's happening with MAID in Canada.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The root beer?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Teen burger"? The only burger you shouldn't feel bad about ordering is a Bean burger.

*This post fact-checked by real beanagers

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's actually fucked up.

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