You know that argument for funding IRS agents and Medicare fraud detection because they actually pull in more revenue than their costs? He’ll do that but maje some logic pretzels about how an expensive military intimidates Iran and China which somehow reduces the nation’s costs.

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If police police police police, who police police police? Police police police police police police.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who milks the milkman?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

jordan-eboy-peterson

[–] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

doin-your-mom

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago

...buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo....

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love that in america not being scared of the rich is treated as like having a super power. Magneto got less cops

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well we have to understand, that was the 90's and the police budget is a lot larger today

[–] worlds_okayest_mech_pilot@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

NYPD Police Department of New York Police

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

He should bite someone he would look so cool being rolled around with a Hannibal Lector mask

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

police department police

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen...we got him. obama-socialism

[–] manicdave@feddit.uk 14 points 3 months ago

Anyone have any harpoon guns and a slightly bigger plane? I think I know what we're supposed to do.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Based on all the pictures I've seen lately, all the cops have done this week is walk around outside with Weegee. Wonder what his step tracker stats are.

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the-pigs "Well congratulations, you got yourself caught, now what's the next step of your master plan?"

luigi-dance "Crashing this plane, with no survivors"

[–] glans@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Guys on the right bringing shrugs back. So brave.

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Why a single prop?

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know he was a doctor

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago