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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 62 points 2 days ago

All those cops should be banned from Hexbear for lionizing him.

[-] TerribleHands@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

lionization is bad because lions are outdoor cats the-more-you-know

You'd better be glad I'm not a mod or I would ban everyone in this thread for crossing my arbitrary red line with this joke.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 79 points 2 days ago

this is literally just making him seem cool and dangerous

also he's bigger then most of them in a prison jumpsuit while they are bulked up with 100 lbs of tactical crap

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 20 points 2 days ago

Except that juggernaut behind the person behind him, that dude is at least 9ft

[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

that guy is riding on another guy's shoulders, they're both 4'8"

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Tactical stilts

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 66 points 2 days ago

Luigi has more pigs around him than fucking Superman in that photo.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

I've never seen this movie, but I'm just gonna assume superman is cooperating with the arrest, and if that were the case I'd probably send the least amount of escorts with him as feasible. If he decides he no longer wants to go along with things he's fucking superman, not like any number of guys is gonna be able to stop him. May as well reduce the potential casualties.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Yeah, he is cooperating. At one point, he even tells them that he's only there because he's willing to and effortlessly breaks his cuffs.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

He waits until he's already cuffed and in custody and then breaks the cuffs to remind them he's cooperating? Zack Snyder fucking rules. I've got a superman trilogy in my head that I wish I had money for and have posted the plot details many times here, I gotta go to bed soon so won't be re writing it here but I fuckimg know the character good and superman wouldn't break out of handcuffs he voluntarily put himself in unless a greater threat than those who cuffed him emerged. He would say something prior to being cuffed like 'gentleman, do you think this is really necessary? Or useful? Once people see a picture of me in cuffed they're going to think it's someone else or why wouldn't I just break them? How about I just keep my hands behind my head?'

[-] BigLenin@hexbear.net 66 points 2 days ago

What is this dude the fucking Joker? Why does he need that much of an entourage?

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 days ago

it's to send a message to us peons that they're invincible.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 80 points 2 days ago

Funny cause to me this looks like they're terrified of him

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 days ago

to the people on social media: yes

to the people who watch tv: no

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 days ago

to the people who will be dead before 2040

Alternative way to write the latter statement

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

VERY true; i will be one of them and i suspect that's why i can see the difference.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 days ago

Well, this made me sad.

For one, you'll still be here. No one gets to escape hell early!

And two, the realization that I'll be in my 50s in 2040. 👀

Some asshole online, or in the salt mines depending on how things progress..., is gonna make this comment at me about 2060 or something and I'll just be like "yeah... yeah....."

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

For one, you’ll still be here. No one gets to escape hell early!

if the evangelicals are right; i'm will be going to hell so maybe keeping me alive will be satan's way of doing it. lol

it'll be especially bad for me since i'll be in my late 70's in a country with no social security; no retirement; no affordable healthcare; sky high housing and food costs. i bet i'll be working somewhere like walmart shuffling my old broken disease riddled body working federally mandated 12 hour shifts for 6 days a week and getting jailed & fined on an almost weekly basis for not attending state mandatory church service every sunday each time the acid rain or climate heat advisories doesn't force everyone to stay in their homes.

in the meantime; we'll all continue to get emails from the democrats asking for more donations because they believe that federally mandate 11 hour shifts are more humane and therefore they are better than the republicans, but still continue to insist during every election that stopping the automatic arrest and deportation of lgbtq+ & "uppity" brown people is too unrealistic. they keep losing most elections; but continue to insist its because they did too much to appeal to the "dirty commies" and an overwhelming majority of americans just shake their heads and blame the "dumbasses" for not holding their nose to vote for the democratic party nominee, barron trump and his vice president nick fuentes.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

To play pig's advocate, they might be concerned or want to give the appearance of concern for a Jack Ruby situation.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 69 points 2 days ago

Baller album cover if he decides to do music

[-] MrStalin@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

god the desaturation in that godawful snyder movie looks so bad

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

And the image is so underlit I can't see half of it. I guess people would call that "moody"

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

and you had to put on dark 3d glasses and see even less

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 59 points 2 days ago

You can already see how they're going to make an example of him, complete with being flanked by SWAT goons with rifles, as if Luigi is a dAnGeR to the public.

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

CEOS are tirrrrrreed

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

he's ORDINARYYY

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Tbh zack snyder's superman is fitting here in more ways than one

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