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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

I've never seen this movie, but I'm just gonna assume superman is cooperating with the arrest, and if that were the case I'd probably send the least amount of escorts with him as feasible. If he decides he no longer wants to go along with things he's fucking superman, not like any number of guys is gonna be able to stop him. May as well reduce the potential casualties.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Yeah, he is cooperating. At one point, he even tells them that he's only there because he's willing to and effortlessly breaks his cuffs.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

He waits until he's already cuffed and in custody and then breaks the cuffs to remind them he's cooperating? Zack Snyder fucking rules. I've got a superman trilogy in my head that I wish I had money for and have posted the plot details many times here, I gotta go to bed soon so won't be re writing it here but I fuckimg know the character good and superman wouldn't break out of handcuffs he voluntarily put himself in unless a greater threat than those who cuffed him emerged. He would say something prior to being cuffed like 'gentleman, do you think this is really necessary? Or useful? Once people see a picture of me in cuffed they're going to think it's someone else or why wouldn't I just break them? How about I just keep my hands behind my head?'

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