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Proper uncensored version thanks to @baatliwala@lemmy.world
Couldn't find a wild uncensored version, so here's an edited version. #FuckCensorship
Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused
What a quack.
I hold a duck once, didn't know it was that widespread.
Brag much.
If you post censored shit I'm going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!
Skin renews every vew days.
Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid...
The fact you said "a dick" and not "my dick" 🤨
Sometimes it's more than one. 🫢
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So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It's not gross, it's just a fact.
I just stated a fact too.
Ah but is it still the same hand?
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
You'll touch my dick and you'll like it goddammit
Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn't obsess over a woman's sexual purity, so, clearly less important)
Everyone has touched a vagina. You at least passed one on the way out.
Not people who were born via Caesarean.
The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world
That one pissed off Macbeth, too.
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
I should hope so. If somebody shook my hand and, while maintaining eye contact, and confessed they've been free-willying every pee of their life, hands behand their head, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship.
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