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Add big ornaments at the bottom
Really seems like a lack of commitment without them...
If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is ~~never~~ to always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees
Why not?
This is how they spread the gay
Seriously. If expect me to stop bedicking the halls, I need good reason.
This is just more of the left war against Christmas!
Jesus would definitely approve of... Dicks out for Santa.
Dicks for St. Nick.
You can, just not like... that.
I'm coming...
...Over
Just be brave
I just don't understand why they say this is the first thing you learn. I had to learn how to befriend my swamp puppy first. Then we studied climbing fences, and finally moved onto Palm trees later on. How else are you going to get your Christmas lights up there?
Oh my god, I died at Swamp Puppy.
They have such cute little nibblers when they're little, haha
misspelled “always”
We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason
Idk, I kinda like it.
Spooge
Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.
Or you just do it on purpose.
Nah this is the way!
THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.
I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.
aight im moving to florida now
cock
The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.
Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don't want my learning from Floridians, thanks.
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2024
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