this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this is kind of fun

CHUD Thanksgiving:

  • STAND YOUR GROUND Maxwell House Coffee
  • FAMILY COURT can of cold beans
  • MY WIFE LEFT ME case of Old Milwaukee
  • RACIAL SLURS boiled hot dogs
  • diarrhea in the barcalounger
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • KIDS DON'T CALL casserole

  • SHADOWBANNED sweet potatoes

  • HUGE THROBBING HOG ham

  • stuffing

[–] defedit@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

i don't know what this is, but i i love it. lol

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago

This legitimately reads like a Tim heidecker making fun of conservatives joke, it's so weird.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

WHERE'S THE MARXIST-LENINIST MASHED POTATOES meow-tableflip

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Love my jreen beans

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Conservatives are so bad at wordplay.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of these they could just shorten and they'd work a bit better 'Pronoun Pie' lose the pumpkin, 'THEY'REkey' instead instead of turkey although since I'm smarter They/Them/She/Herkey is what I'd pick, Tranberry Sauce, it's right there, Mac n CRTs, Green New Deal Bean Casserole. No notes on stuffing.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Abortion Gravy. I got nuthin

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Oh god the mac and cheese is so fucking good

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Their One Joke: Thanksgiving Edition

The height of comedy and wit

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

shouldv shortened it to crybaby sauce. also stuffing

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] TheChemist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I love that it is just called "stuffing", implying that stuffing can't be made interesting or appealing no matter what.