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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 166 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why is this the first time I'm hearing X-it? That's pretty good.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 126 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You probably haven't heard "X-it" because everyone still calls it Twitter.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I still call it Twitter because it pisses Musk off. Not that he is on Lemmy, but principal of the matter.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I call it X to piss off X users so they quit. Musk doesn't read my posts.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Source on it pissing him off?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Hmmm, that to me sounds like he's trolling to drive engagement. At least that is the result he got.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

As far as I'm concerned, Twitter is dead and X never even existed.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Because a marketing writer just came up with it.

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

Didn't you hear about the X-odus to Bluesky?

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 138 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Daily reminder that the X in Xitter is pronounced 'Shi' like in Chinese

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 66 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn't saying "We took a moment to locate our nearest shit."

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago

I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.

That was a fun trip

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was inside you all along.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

music swells

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hey speak for yourself. i think about this ALL the time when i go to the dog park

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

there's a mastodon client by the name of shitter

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe I should try it out… it's not Moshidon, but it has a perfect name!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

I hope this leads to many other companies using their abandonment of Xitter as a way to dunk on them in a viral way.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 27 points 10 months ago

When will the Musk-child sue them?

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can we start saying shxitter now?

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

xitter is pronounced "shitter"

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

When you're too fascist for the Austrians...

[–] penfore@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Are they on another platform like BlueSky or Mastodon?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 10 months ago
[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

press X to quit.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I love how both pronunciations work here. Exit or shit.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Uh oh, someone is going to get sued!

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

rambling about selfhosting

I saw someone suggesting that organizations should host instances, then I'm now thinking, that's the most smart shit ever!

  1. You can control your data
  2. Own rules so you don't get banned over random shit
  3. Third pro

of course there would be some work to host and mantain it, but it would surely be hella nice to have goverments and etc doing this stuff

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 3 points 10 months ago

I would love for that to take off, that's what I've been wanting into too. Problem is they have to handle moderation, but I think there are solutions to it

[–] monke@lemmy.cafe 2 points 10 months ago

Highly based

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Austrian Airlines took THE flight!

[–] spechter@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dude, you've failed your reading comprehension.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 70 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My favourite urban legend is that there’s a special desk at the Vienna airport for people who accidentally flew to Austria instead of Australia.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not quite as fun but my mum works for postal services in Austria and there's a special stamp for mail accidentally sent to Austria instead of Australia

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The volume of missent mail has certainly gone down in recent years due to both communication moving online and international post adopting more precise adress systems, but 10-15 years ago you could get parcels with multiple "missent to Austria - missent to Australia" stamps on them due to some incompetent people not realizing where it should actually go.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 10 months ago

Talking about incompetence...

My wife ordered something from Sweden years ago and apparently there's a city in the US with the same name as ours, so it was sent there. Then to Jamaica, because... Who knows. Then to Germany, where customs wanted to have taxes collected, because it came from the Americas. We told them to send it back to Sweden. Four years later, DHL wrote a letter asking for money for the effort handing it over to customs.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same the other way around. And for the Koreas

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I've had 'missent to Australia; try Austria' hand written on a parcel, so I didn't know that!

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I went to Vienna for a conference for work in 2016. When I got back, I turned in my receipts, and the admin assistant helpfully typed up my reimbursement paperwork, carefully converting to USD from Australian dollars.

It was at that moment that I was glad I'd made my own flight and hotel reservations.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 9 points 10 months ago

Autocorrect.

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!

[–] Sawy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)